Coco Densmore

Smoky the Pirate

That darned cat.

What I learned from my affair.

Count it all joy

December 17, 2021

White Privilege

I am about as white as they come, and I am a heterosexual woman with a graduate degree.

Monogamy doesn’t work.

Jealousy is a social construct.

“COCO! YOU HAVE LOST 100 FUCKING POUNDS! THAT IS WHAT YOU CALL SUCCESS!”

But I still wrestle with these HUGE blind spots, persistent character flaws, and I still make the most STUPID choices sometimes.

The God Light

The night of June 15, 2021, I went to the ER with suicidal ideation. There was a lot that led up to that moment. I’ll have to lay out the…

Mad to be saved

March 10, 2017

Ten years. A long time. But then again, not that long at all.

April 1, 2026

I don’t get lonely anymore.

“What if all that a woman needs to be happy is herself?” -Melissa Fabos

And this is why it’s so good to write about shit. You figure shit out about yourself.

Photo by Brett Jordan on Unsplash

Happy Hump Day. Hope you get some.

Text exchange with my friend, Cinci Joe.

Now. Let’s see if I can reign in my insecurity and have some fun!

July 22, 2024

July 4, 2026

The new strategy to discredit the Evil Left is to call them communists and warn that they are trying to take over the country.

It’s going to get better. I promise.

January 12, 2018

Do we ever get over a Great Love?

Photo by Joaquín Rivero on Unsplash

I’m old. Fuck.

April 21, 2024

I Love Portland

So that’s the story.

June 28, 2024

I Pledge Allegiance to Smoky

Smoky the Pirate

“I’m mostly peace, love, and light…”

February 21, 2021

The Cat Lady Caucus

July 11, 2026

So sad, to have been robbed of sanity, to have peace of mind continually elude me.

However. The new drug does seem to be helping.

God takes care of single women.

January 22, 2018

My theology is in flux. Serious flux.

November 28, 2024