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Jackson Mattocks

@jacksonmattocks

articles: 2
total claps: 264
top claps: 262
avg read: 2.5 min
active: 2026-02-04 → 2026-03-04

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😂 · Humor & Satire · 2 🥊 · Combat Sports · 1

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#satire ·2 #midsommar ·1 #blood-eagle ·1 #humor ·1 #asthma ·1 #cinnamon-buns ·1 #fingering ·1 #dopamine ·1 #humour ·1

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I’m The Guy Who Got Blood-Eagled In Midsommar, And I Am Now Asthmatic

Wearing my lung on my sleeve.

Mar 04, 2026 · 2 min read · 262 claps #midsommar #blood-eagle #humor

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Stop Fingering Cinnamon Buns: Bring Your Dopamine Levels Back to Baseline

Yum.

Feb 04, 2026 · 3 min read · 2 claps #cinnamon-buns #fingering #dopamine