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Majibai (माजिभै)

@majibai

articles: 41
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active: 2026-03-28 → 2026-07-15

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✍️ · Writing & Creative · 30 😂 · Humor & Satire · 22 LIT · Literature & Writing · 20 PSY · Psychology · 7 🏆 · Sports · General · 7 CUL · Culture & Media · 6 PHI · Philosophy · 6 🎨 · Fine Art · 5

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#humor ·13 #satire ·12 #fiction ·10 #short-story ·6 #surrealism ·5 #flash-fiction ·5 #japan ·5 #dark-humor ·4 #sports-humor ·4 #philosophy ·4

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MA Majibai (माजिभै) · MuddyUm

The Universe is an Unpaid Internship, and God is a Broken Excel Sheet

Why I Apologized to the Sidewalk After the Divine Gas Leak

Apr 11, 2026 · 3 min read · 450 claps #surrealism #corporate-life #flash-fiction

The Universe is an Unpaid Internship, and God is a Broken Excel Sheet

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MA Majibai (माजिभै) · Dark Lore Digest

When the Light Disappeared

Dark Lore Digest Prompt #47 — The Candle Eater

May 06, 2026 · 3 min read · 350 claps #dark-lore-digest #psychological-horror #dark-fiction

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MA Majibai (माजिभै)

To the Non‑Profitable Writers

Notes from a Room the Algorithm Forgot

May 26, 2026 · 4 min read · 316 claps #writing #creativity #digital-life

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MA Majibai (माजिभै) · Frequency Change

Arrive

The Daily Word #11 — arrive — 330 words

Jun 04, 2026 · 2 min read · 269 claps #change-frequencies #microfiction #horror

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MA Majibai (माजिभै) · The Haven

The Standing Reserve of the Self-Checkout

A small defeat in fluorescent light.

May 22, 2026 · 3 min read · 261 claps #philosophy #technology #existentialism

The Standing Reserve of the Self-Checkout

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MA Majibai (माजिभै) · Challenge and Chaos

another 250ml

Karen told me maybe i shold try this challange and there is this VERY loud goblin in my bran going NOPE NOPE ABSOLUTLY NOT but somehow i…

May 16, 2026 · 3 min read · 250 claps #humor #dark-humo #personal-essay

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MA Majibai (माजिभै) · Participation Trophy Sports Humor

When a Ball Changes a School

How my sincere effort accidentally reshaped an entire girls’ high school

May 04, 2026 · 3 min read · 250 claps #satire #sports-humor #humor

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MA Majibai (माजिभै) · Dark Lore Digest

Passage

Dark Lore Digest Prompt #20 — Open Writing

Mar 28, 2026 · 2 min read · 245 claps #dark-lore-digest #psychological-horror #body-horror

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MA Majibai (माजिभै) · Fiction Shorts

April, Closed System

Animal House Vignette #38

Apr 04, 2026 · 1 min read · 241 claps #animal-house-vignette #historical-fiction #space-exploration

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MA Majibai (माजिभै) · Participation Trophy Sports Humor

The Tiger with a Vertical Deficit (An OSHA-Noncompliant Youth)

The night I realized my high school classmate never escaped himself

May 20, 2026 · 4 min read · 222 claps #sports-humor #martial-arts #absurdism

The Tiger with a Vertical Deficit (An OSHA-Noncompliant Youth)

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MA Majibai (माजिभै) · Entropies

Japan Legalized Revenge — Spreadsheet and Safety Manual Included

Revenge, Now With Forms and Checklists

Jun 10, 2026 · 3 min read · 218 claps #humor #satire #japan

Japan Legalized Revenge — Spreadsheet and Safety Manual Included

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MA Majibai (माजिभै) · MuddyUm

Three Cases from the Debug Room

The Ghost in the Sheets

Jul 08, 2026 · 3 min read · 210 claps #fiction #glitch #tech-noir

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MA Majibai (माजिभै) · Participation Trophy Sports Humor

I Broke a Marathon Legend Because My Ex-Wife Prefers Soba

Pacing, Pride, and Noodle-Based Divorce

May 01, 2026 · 4 min read · 200 claps #sports-humor #absurdist-fiction #marathon

I Broke a Marathon Legend Because My Ex-Wife Prefers Soba

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MA Majibai (माजिभै) · Doctor Funny

A Comprehensive Study of the “Apocalyptic Face-to-Face” Method in Modern Rhetoric

An investigation into extreme interpersonal engagement in high school debate, as practiced by Misaki Kirishima.

Apr 05, 2026 · 4 min read · 176 claps #humor #satire #fiction

A Comprehensive Study of the “Apocalyptic Face-to-Face” Method in Modern Rhetoric

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MA Majibai (माजिभै) · Participation Trophy Sports Humor

THE PUSH

An oral history about pressure, silence, and being one yard short of glory

Jun 03, 2026 · 4 min read · 161 claps #sports #football #storytelling

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MA Majibai (माजिभै) · Challenge and Chaos

A Pineapple That Refuses to Be Put on a Pizza Is Arguing with a Chemistry Teacher When the…

Isaiah 43:19 — Behold, I am doing a new thing

May 25, 2026 · 3 min read · 150 claps #challenge-and-chaos #short-story #fiction

A Pineapple That Refuses to Be Put on a Pizza Is Arguing with a Chemistry Teacher When the…

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MA Majibai (माजिभै) · Fiction Shorts

No Promised Floor

The Vignette Gazette Writer’s Prompt #175

Jun 05, 2026 · 1 min read · 145 claps #fiction #vignette #absurdism

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MA Majibai (माजिभै) · Pitfall

I Thought Sirius Was a Library

A brief incident at the public library raised several administrative questions.

Jun 20, 2026 · 3 min read · 137 claps #fiction #science-fiction #satire

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MA Majibai (माजिभै) · Participation Trophy Sports Humor

Little Bit Tiger — Epilogue

A tale of a man who bought a rainbow T-shirt because “it look strong,” and accidentally changed wrestling history

Jun 09, 2026 · 5 min read · 130 claps #pro-wrestling #sports-humor #masculinity

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MA Majibai (माजिभै) · MuddyUm

My Husband Is a High-Res Upgrade I Never Ordered

My husband is being replaced by a high-definition stranger, and frankly, I prefer the seasoning

Jul 15, 2026 · 2 min read · 127 claps #surreal-fiction #domestic-horror #identity

My Husband Is a High-Res Upgrade I Never Ordered

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MA Majibai (माजिभै) · Fiction Shorts

The Daily Procedure

The Vignette Gazette Edition #194–Chaos

Jul 01, 2026 · 2 min read · 120 claps #scifi #vignette #dystopia

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MA Majibai (माजिभै) · Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

Newly Recovered Pages from The Pillow Book

Concerning Zoom Meetings and Other Hateful Things

Jun 06, 2026 · 2 min read · 106 claps #humor #satire #remote-working

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MA Majibai (माजिभै) · MuddyUm

The Frappuccino Funeral — Squatting on the Altar of the Green Mermaid

Castrated Sweetness and the Silver Singularity

Jun 08, 2026 · 4 min read · 102 claps #satire #absurdist-fiction #cultural-commentary

The Frappuccino Funeral — Squatting on the Altar of the Green Mermaid

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MA Majibai (माजिभै) · Contemplate

The HR Bloodhound

I Can Smell Your Secrets — You Cannot Hide — Maybe You Will Regret It

Jul 15, 2026 · 12 min read · 100 claps #office #workplace #fiction

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MA Majibai (माजिभै)

The Cancer of Comfort: A Field Note from the Last Frontier of Bio-Anarchy

Why your luxury smartwatch is a carcinogen and starvation is the logic of life.

Jul 06, 2026 · 3 min read · 100 claps #speculative-fiction #science-fiction #philosophy