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Mikey Clarke

@mikey-clarke

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active: 2026-01-18 → 2026-07-23

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#advice ·12 #alcohol ·3 #breasts ·3 #poo ·2 #comedy ·2 #surgery ·2 #orgasm ·2 #nudity ·2 #jellyfish ·1 #influencers ·1

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Today’s TERRIBLE advice: on the sublime wisdom of bumming a 100-lion choir

FB’s “TERRIBLE advice” group births GLORIOUS creative chaos. It’s funky, it’s fab, it ups life’s Good Bits. Do try some:

Jan 18, 2026 · 2 min read · 100 claps #lion #sex #singing

Today’s TERRIBLE advice: on the sublime wisdom of bumming a 100-lion choir

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Malevolent furry harpies versus that coquettish over-the-shoulder pose: today’s TERRIBLE advice

FB’s “TERRIBLE advice” group births GLORIOUS creative chaos. It’s funky. It’s fab. It ups life’s Good Bits. Do try some:

Jul 16, 2026 · 2 min read · 76 claps #family #goats #revenge

Malevolent furry harpies versus that coquettish over-the-shoulder pose: today’s TERRIBLE advice

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On cheering up the Battle of Stalingrad with funky-wunky cunnilingus contests: today’s TERRIBLE…

FB’s “TERRIBLE advice” group births GLORIOUS creative chaos. It’s funky. It’s fab. It ups life’s Good Bits. Do try some:

Apr 25, 2026 · 3 min read · 71 claps #stalingrad #oral-sex #chrome

On cheering up the Battle of Stalingrad with funky-wunky cunnilingus contests: today’s TERRIBLE…

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On bombarding all sires of secret love-children with: Covid, the Duke of York, SARS, the Mayor of…

FB’s “TERRIBLE advice” group births GLORIOUS creative chaos. It’s funky. It’s fab. It ups life’s Good Bits. Do try some:

Jun 30, 2026 · 4 min read · 50 claps #advice #plague #pranks

On bombarding all sires of secret love-children with: Covid, the Duke of York, SARS, the Mayor of…

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On wankster hipster biohackers, smuggling engagement rings in coworker tumours, dreadful…

FB’s “TERRIBLE advice” group births GLORIOUS creative chaos. It’s funky. It’s fab. It ups life’s Good Bits. Do try some:

Jun 26, 2026 · 4 min read · 50 claps #cancer #proposal #surgery

On wankster hipster biohackers, smuggling engagement rings in coworker tumours, dreadful…

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Today’s TERRIBLE advice: why all Short Kings, spider monkeys, and Gollum thirst to pet 20 Good…

FB’s “TERRIBLE advice” group births GLORIOUS creative chaos. It’s funky. It’s fab. It ups life’s Good Bits. Do try some:

Mar 12, 2026 · 2 min read · 41 claps #surgery #gollum #grooming

Today’s TERRIBLE advice: why all Short Kings, spider monkeys, and Gollum thirst to pet 20 Good…

MI Mikey Clarke

On your cherished pet bunnies judging you a stinkin’ softcock, and on thwarting their hideous…

FB’s “TERRIBLE advice” group births GLORIOUS creative chaos. It’s funky. It’s fab. It ups life’s Good Bits. Do try some:

Jul 08, 2026 · 3 min read · 15 claps #barbecue #orgasm #starvation

On your cherished pet bunnies judging you a stinkin’ softcock, and on thwarting their hideous…

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On outselling and outshouting door-to-door salescretins with infinity psychosubliminal taser-orals…

FB’s “TERRIBLE advice” group births GLORIOUS creative chaos. It’s funky. It’s fab. It ups life’s Good Bits. Do try some:

Jun 27, 2026 · 3 min read · 13 claps #electricity #sales #orgasm

On outselling and outshouting door-to-door salescretins with infinity psychosubliminal taser-orals…

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For God’s sake check your rat traps or a billion flies will kill you

A while back I overheard a scratchy scuffling noise. A scratchy scuffling noise coming from inside my house’s hot water cylinder cupboard.

Mar 08, 2026 · 6 min read · 0 claps #art #fly #advice

For God’s sake check your rat traps or a billion flies will kill you

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On hijacking communion wine with anti-tank guns for drug lord infants: today’s TERRIBLE advice

FB’s “TERRIBLE advice” group births GLORIOUS creative chaos. It’s funky. It’s fab. It ups life’s Good Bits. Do try some:

Feb 02, 2026 · 4 min read · 0 claps #baby #alcohol #catholic

On hijacking communion wine with anti-tank guns for drug lord infants: today’s TERRIBLE advice

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Glorious goose stockpiles, sphincter vigilance, and all pooing is gay: today’s TERRIBLE advice

FB’s “TERRIBLE advice” group births GLORIOUS creative chaos. It’s funky. It’s fab. It ups life’s Good Bits. Do try some:

Apr 04, 2026 · 4 min read · 0 claps #geese #advice #poo

Glorious goose stockpiles, sphincter vigilance, and all pooing is gay: today’s TERRIBLE advice

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Why trillion-strong herds of Portuguese Men O’War prowl for Kardashian butt-cheeks: today’s…

FB’s “TERRIBLE advice” group births GLORIOUS creative chaos. It’s funky. It’s fab. It ups life’s Good Bits. Do try some:

Jul 23, 2026 · 3 min read · 0 claps #advice #jellyfish #influencers

Why trillion-strong herds of Portuguese Men O’War prowl for Kardashian butt-cheeks: today’s…

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The Arsenal FC Shit-Kickers, paramilitary parsnips, rectal slumber, and you glorious maniac…

FB’s “TERRIBLE advice” group births GLORIOUS creative chaos. It’s funky. It’s fab. It ups life’s Good Bits. Do try some:

Apr 08, 2026 · 3 min read · 0 claps #advice #football #police

The Arsenal FC Shit-Kickers, paramilitary parsnips, rectal slumber, and you glorious maniac…

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Today’s TERRIBLE advice: on combating shoplifting accusations by dribbling lab ethanol on every…

FB’s “TERRIBLE advice” group births GLORIOUS creative chaos. It’s funky. It’s fab. It ups life’s Good Bits. Do try some:

Feb 25, 2026 · 3 min read · 0 claps #advice #shoplifting #legal

Today’s TERRIBLE advice: on combating shoplifting accusations by dribbling lab ethanol on every…

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How to dress more Professionally than the rest of your company combined: today’s TERRIBLE advice

FB’s “TERRIBLE advice” group births GLORIOUS creative chaos. It’s funky. It’s fab. It ups life’s Good Bits. Do try some:

Jun 28, 2026 · 3 min read · 0 claps #nudity #fashion #corporate-culture

How to dress more Professionally than the rest of your company combined: today’s TERRIBLE advice

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Ever been so hammered you mix up your orifices? Want to? Today’s TERRIBLE advice

FB’s “TERRIBLE advice” group births GLORIOUS creative chaos. It’s funky. It’s fab. It ups life’s Good Bits. Do try some:

Mar 27, 2026 · 2 min read · 0 claps #birds #alcohol #vagina

Ever been so hammered you mix up your orifices? Want to? Today’s TERRIBLE advice

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On abducting The Mouth Of Sauron for illustrious emotional tampon purposes: today’s TERRIBLE advice

FB’s “TERRIBLE advice” group births GLORIOUS creative chaos. It’s funky. It’s fab. It ups life’s Good Bits. Do try some:

Mar 17, 2026 · 2 min read · 0 claps #advice #comedy #dentistry

On abducting The Mouth Of Sauron for illustrious emotional tampon purposes: today’s TERRIBLE advice

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On provoking savage packs of lovely dreamy drill-instructor-sergeant-poofs: today’s TERRIBLE advice

FB’s “TERRIBLE advice” group births GLORIOUS creative chaos. It’s funky. It’s fab. It ups life’s Good Bits. Do try some:

Jul 11, 2026 · 2 min read · 0 claps #constipation #us-marines #lovemaking