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Laughs Not Slaughs

@laughs-not-slaughs

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active: 2026-01-23 → 2026-07-03

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😂 · Humor & Satire · 10 🍳 · Food & Cooking · 9 🐾 · Pets & Animals · 5 GEN · Genomics & Sequencing · 2 🎵 · Music & Audio · 1 💭 · Philosophy of Spirit · 1 CUL · Culture & Media · 1 🔒 · Cybersecurity · 1

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#laughs-not-slaughs ·11 #humor ·5 #satire ·4 #vegan-humor ·4 #vegan ·3 #animal-rights ·3 #dogs ·2 #funny ·2 #healthy-eating ·1 #comedy ·1

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SH Sherene Jensen · Laughs Not Slaughs

My Dog’s Arse Exploded, and Somehow I’m the Villain

A dramatic dog’s account of anal glands, betrayal, and the cone of shame

May 26, 2026 · 3 min read · 671 claps paywalled #humor #pets #dogs

My Dog’s Arse Exploded, and Somehow I’m the Villain

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JE Jerv Nai Matrap · Laughs Not Slaughs

The Dog Is the Excuse. The Coffee Is the Destination

The dogs were present. The owners were somewhere else

Apr 23, 2026 · 3 min read · 516 claps paywalled #dogs #dogs-care #human-behavior

The Dog Is the Excuse. The Coffee Is the Destination

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SA Sadie Freely ✌️ · Laughs Not Slaughs

New Publication! Laughs Not Slaughs (LNS)

Time to spill the beans

Feb 20, 2026 · 2 min read · 443 claps #laughs-not-slaughs #vegan-humor #animal-rights

New Publication! Laughs Not Slaughs (LNS)

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JE Jerv Nai Matrap · Laughs Not Slaughs

When Birds Disrupt War (and Other Human Plans)

From Mexican seagulls to Middle Eastern migration routes, birds keep interfering with our very serious human business

Mar 15, 2026 · 4 min read · 323 claps paywalled #birds #weird-humor #laughs-not-slaughs

When Birds Disrupt War (and Other Human Plans)

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SA Sadie Freely ✌️ · Laughs Not Slaughs

“I care way too much about animals to ever stop eating them”

An Op-Ed by Liam Meatson

Jan 23, 2026 · 2 min read · 320 claps paywalled #laughs-not-slaughs #vegan-humor #animal-rights

“I care way too much about animals to ever stop eating them”

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SA Sadie Freely ✌️ · Laughs Not Slaughs

Lion’s Mane and Nine Other Plant-Based Foods Forbidden from My Kitchen

A righteously semantic stance

Apr 02, 2026 · 2 min read · 302 claps paywalled #satire #animal-rights #vegan-humor

Lion’s Mane and Nine Other Plant-Based Foods Forbidden from My Kitchen

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SA Sadie Freely ✌️ · Laughs Not Slaughs

Who Cares if W.H.O. Classifies Hot Dogs as Carcinogenic?

America logs 250 years of ignoring cancer warnings

Jul 03, 2026 · 1 min read · 280 claps paywalled #humor #hot-dogs #bodily-autonomy

Who Cares if W.H.O. Classifies Hot Dogs as Carcinogenic?

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EI Eileen K · Laughs Not Slaughs

8 Subtle Ways To Let People Know You’re Vegan

Well, actually I’m …

Feb 14, 2026 · 1 min read · 243 claps paywalled #healthy-eating #vegan #comedy

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HU Hugo Hugotobler · Laughs Not Slaughs

Eulogy: Toxic Tom, Victim of a Vegan Burger

The high priest of manliness celebrates Toxic Tom’s life and death

Apr 11, 2026 · 6 min read · 200 claps paywalled #veganism #manosphere #vegan-burger

Eulogy: Toxic Tom, Victim of a Vegan Burger

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LY Lynn Vieira · Laughs Not Slaughs

Trying to Convince My Server at this Steakhouse of the Importance of My Meal Being Vegan

I tried, I really did.

Mar 23, 2026 · 2 min read · 166 claps #humor #satire #vegan

Trying to Convince My Server at this Steakhouse of the Importance of My Meal Being Vegan

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LY Lynn Vieira · Laughs Not Slaughs

“Ride the Tiger” and Other Songs That PETA is Speaking Out Against

Even if we’re not sure what they mean

Apr 13, 2026 · 2 min read · 150 claps #vegan #humor #funny

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SA Sadie Freely ✌️ · Laughs Not Slaughs

$50 Portland Cheese Spree — POSTPONED!

Press Release — FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Mar 01, 2026 · 1 min read · 141 claps #laughs-not-slaughs #vegan-humor #roadtrip