Rejected Community College English Literature Classes

Pending appeals from adjuncts who may also be your barista or budtender.

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1. “Deep Dickens — Logical Phallusies in Victorian England.”
2. “The Old Man and the Semen — Themes of Aging and Impotency in Hemingway.”
3. “Strap-on-Upon-Avon — Exploring the Bard’s Butch Tropes.”
4. “From Longfellow to Balzac and Beyond — A Tainted Journey.”
5. “The Hound and the Furry — Cosplay in Faulkner’s South.”
6. “The Unreliable Narrator in George Eliot, or Why You Can Never Trust a Woman with Two First (Man’s) Names.”
7. “Chaucer? Damn Near Killed Her! — Deconstructing Medieval Misogyny.”
8. “Hold My Caulfield” — Heroic Boasting and Narratorial Poor Choices.”
9. “Booty is Truth; Truth Booty — Reading Keats in a Post-Kardashian Age.”
10. “Nom-Fiction and Oedipal Edibles — Special Topics in Food and Literature.”
11. “You Say Bildungsroman, I Say Synecdoche. Let’s Cofeve the Whole Thing Off! — Distinguishing Literary Devices from Gibberish” (Previously offered under the title: “Idioms for Idiots”)
12. “One Flew Over the Cuck’s Nest — From Nurse Ratched to Pete Hegseth: A Literary Taxonomy of Aggressively Insecure Men.”
13. “The Taming of the Shrew; The Turn of the Screw; Scooby-Doo and Shaggy Too — A History of Meddling in Literature and Pop Culture.”
14. “Goodbye, Columbus; Hello Indigenous Peoples! — A Politically-Correct Reading of Phillip Roth.”
15. “Leaves of Grass with Grass — Let’s All Just Get High and Read Walt Whitman.”