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Why We’re All Doing It DOGE-Y Style

Bend Over, He’ll Drive.

David Volk in The Haven · 2025-02-13 19:32 · 22 claps · 0.6 min read paywalled
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[embed]No matter whether you prefer the more traditional approach or something more…shall we say…exotic, right now we’re all being forced to do it DOGE-Y Style

Why We’re All Doing It DOGE-Y Style

Bend Over, He’ll Drive.

Have you wondered why President Musk doesn’t care that Tesla sales are tanking and that the brand that he owns is losing value by the minute?

The answer is simple, really.

He’s looting the treasury.

He isn’t eliminating programs because they’re inefficient or too expensive. He’s eliminating the ones that require regular payments first to give himself more time at the trough. If he gets rid of them first, it will take us longer to notice that he’s stolen all our money.

Bend over, folks, Elon is driving. And he isn’t driving a Tesla, if you catch my drift….


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