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Diarrhea of the Mouth Syndrome

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Brian Garrio in Short & Weird · 2025-11-03 21:01 · 275 claps · 0.9 min read paywalled
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Diarrhea of the Mouth Syndrome

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

Photograph By ian dooley via Unsplash

Photograph By ian dooley via Unsplash

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Do you know any slick-talking mother fuckers who ramble on incessantly like a car salesperson? Trying to convince you that they know everything and that they’re the funniest mother fucker around? Yet, everything they do creates more and more work. And you have to sit and listen to their convoluted plan five times over before commencing the extensive and excruciating ordeal. Do you know anyone like that? They just go on and on and on and on and on and on and on… It’s never-ending!

I do!

Mother fucker makes me want to down a whole bottle of vodka in one gulp.

And they have the nerve to say that I never answer their phone calls. I always have an excuse…

FUCK YOU TOO!!!

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