Iran Says Trump’s A Liar – They Control The Straits of Hormuz – Duh!

Iran Says Trump’s A Liar – They Control The Straits of Hormuz – Duh!

The more Donald Trump lies, the more Iran ignores him, the more desperate he becomes and the less likely that Iran will make concessions.

The only ones stupid enough to believe or trust Trump are Americans, who still have done absolutely nothing to depose the fat little sociopath.

In the Atlantic today, Thomas Wright wrote;

“Secretary of State Marco Rubio told Fox News that ‘unfortunately the hard-liners with an apocalyptic vision of the future have the ultimate power in that country.”

I’m sorry, I thought we were talking about Iran, but I can only assume that Rubio was talking about the United States.

My bad.

Trump has lied so much, they can’t even keep the stories straight.

Let’s see, it’s now Sunday, so I guess the U.S. will be bombing Iran by Monday, denying they said it by Tuesday, giving them another month or two to ‘think about it’ by Wednesday, and then attacking Cuba on Thursday, to divert attention from the fact that they didn’t attack Iran on Monday.

(And, sure enough this morning, the King of Leer stated that “he won’t be rushed. Even bowel movements take time!)”

Pretty shitty analogy, huh?

Give the man a Cupie doll, he’s effing clairvoyant.

Well, it’s Sunday, the war was won on the first day according to Don, and yesterday “the settlement terms are being finalized, as I lie” was the mantra. Seems the Iranians, who actually occupy the Strait have decided, “Sorry, No Donnie”.

We’re starting to like the Renminbi.

Soon, very soon…America. You won’t have to wait long.

Now there’s a strategy you can sink your countries trustworthiness into. The future is bright and beautiful, eh America?

Sorry about the 54 trillion debt that’s coming when the world’s nations completely drop U.S. treasuries.

But, investors? They’re all learning to speak Mandarin and German.

Ignorance and impotence in equal parts.

Next week, the U.S. will likely attack Cuba or Greenland.

Hey, they’re both islands.

That should keep Congress entertained, eh what?

After successfully determining that they have the right island, there will only be ten or twelve months more of threats, followed by the suggestion that annexation of the Falklands makes perfect sense in order to support their new besties, Argentina. Plus there’s almost no one there to stop them.

And I’ll be damned…if they don’t have oil under those damn islands?

Which…hmmm….maybe Rubio should send Don and Dumber to Greenland again.

So many islands, so little time.

Which brings us back to the Straits of Hormuz, which the U.S. if it controls is deliberately not allowing traffic through. I’ll bet Trump likes the idea of placing an AMERICAN toll on ships through the Straits.

Either that, or Iran just took delivery of some new hypersonic reasons to make America sink again.

Call it the “Project 2026, Making My Bank Account in Qatar Great Again!!!”

Yup, pig boy has more than two more years to extort, cheat, lie, steal, invade, threaten and commit mass murder.

So many islands, so little time.

No man is an island, but Trump’s working on it…