Trump’s Chumps

Luckily for Trump, there’s one born every minute

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It’s been ten years since Donald Trump descended that golden escalator and launched what we know as MAGA Nation. In the interim, he claims that he has made America great again and put America first.

However, despite a decade of trying, Trump has done little to nothing to improve the economy and government of the United States. Thus, it’s high time to jettison the name MAGA Nation and find an alternative that more accurately describes his voting base.

Trump’s Chumps

What’s a chump? According to dictionaries, a chump is “a stupid person” and that describes most Trump supporters. How else to name the majority of his devotees who lose millions on Trump’s meme coins and cryptocurrency businesses while he rakes in more than a billion dollars?

America Last

Trump consistently claims to make America first but you wouldn’t know it from the results of his so-called policies. He was going to revive the coal industry and bring back thousands of manufacturing companies lost to globalization. Don’t look too closely, but that hasn’t happened.

Donald’s Dummies

Trump promised huge tax cuts and did follow through on that. Unfortunately, most of those cuts went to the uber-rich and very few to the average American. Instead of enjoying new wealth, most Americans are now on the hook for an ever-increasing national debt now reaching $40 trillion or roughly $115,000 per capita.

Claim the Swamp

President Trump promised to drain the swamp meaning he would eliminate the Washington-based corruption. If you haven’t been following recent events, you may be surprised to discover that, rather than drain the swamp, Trump has jumped right in and claimed the swamp as his own. According to the New York Times, he made at least $2.2 billion in his first year back in office.

The American Nightmare

Trump repeatedly touts the American dream and claims Americans will be winning so much they’ll be tired of winning. However, it now looks like an American nightmare where his now-illegal tariffs have done immeasurable damage throughout the world and his “no foreign wars” promise has been completely upended.

MATA

Things may seem bleak given what Trump has done to the country but it’s not too late to save it. It only takes a few million members of MAGA Nation to wake up and smell the coffee. Accept that you were fleeced by the Grifter in Chief and switch your allegiance to MATA Nation and help make America Trump-free again.

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