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Gladiator ‘Fokit’ Out of Nowhere: MOchelle Obama Is A Man

… well, I think the real question is, what’s up with Rogan’s arm reach? Has it always been that tiddle?

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We all know that there didn’t need to be a UFC fight at the White House for us to get re-acquainted with ‘Mochelle.’ ‘Mochelle’ is not a real person but a creature that lives in the MAGA group chat economy that was born out of the need to absorb the racial anxieties, economic frustrations, and the literal physical shortcomings of way too many people.

For a long time, ‘Mochelle’ had been kept alive through a continuous loop of low-resolution text memes and oddly edited images to give her a visible enough penis line or at least a fabric fold that looked like one around the crotch area. The memes have remained low-resolution and poorly edited because clarity is the enemy of delusion.

When breathless Mr. Hokit used what was marketed as a historic national 250 celebration to ramble on about a former First Lady’s supposed anatomy, the response from the audience was an uncomfortable mixture of shocking silence, loud gasping, scoffs, and muted murmurs, all of which allowed the comment to land with a dull, awkward thud.

The broadcast team immediately cut to ringside shots of WWE stars Roman Reigns and Triple H to reset the tone of the evening.

Lindsay Graham took to the media to call Hokit a literal idiot, arguing that the heavyweight athlete had completely desecrated the ‘spirit of sports.’ I was personally tuned in, and I could NOT believe the social freeze response from the MAGA audience.

Yo MAGAs, what happened? Did y’all go soft or what? Lol!

Needless to say, Hokit ended up trudging out of the cage gut-first, completely dejected, knowing not only had he exposed the UFC to a possible defamation lawsuit, but he had also alienated all manner of possible future corporate sponsors and irritated the very political heavyweights he was trying to impress.

What a bummer. Hokit knew he had fucked up his entire career and may find himself permanently frozen out of pay-per-view main cards. He went from Hokit to Fokit real quick.

Paramount+ has completely omitted any replay of the outburst from its official highlights, post-fight analysis, and promotional clips.

Men who believe that being a man is a legitimate insult

For a white supremacist, Mr. Fokit obviously doesn’t feel like he’s maximizing his ‘whiteness.’ He almost doesn’t know what to do with it, so he ended up being a gladiator for a living in the year 2026.

For someone who obviously acts like his skin color is a golden ticket to the top of the food chain, he’s spent his entire adult life being told what to do by corporate coaches, being yelled at by trainers, and literally taking head trauma for a living.

If his ‘whiteness’ was working the way he pretends it should, he should have been drinking champagne with the VIP tech billionaires, and not bleeding on the grass outside, heavily laden in corporate handcuffs. He probably looks at what ‘Mochell’ has accomplished with blackness, then looks down at his bleeding knuckles and thinks to himself, Fokit!

We’re also told that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and we can all be free to debate about whose ugly (all racists!) and who’s beautiful, and we can even go as far as observing masculine and feminine traits, grooming habits, and behaviors.

Still, there’s a massive difference between that and flatly lying that someone is biologically a man because that’s defamation disguised as curiosity. What’s even more curious is when white men do this to Michelle Obama. Why would a white man link their biology to her identity?

We’ve seen Karens link their aggression to black identity, how murderous cornerstore keepers link their financial anxieties to black identity, how white supremacist link their voting habits to black identity, on and on and on and on. Fok! If you look around our society, you’ll notice massive amounts of linking. Lol! But why does that happen, you ask?

Well, the above are a handful of examples of insecure individuals taking their internal flaws and very violently and forcefully projecting them onto a non-white identity. Psychologists call that the oppressor’s parasitic identity.

Under white supremacy, the oppressing group’s identity is not self-sustaining; it is completely parasitic and requires a marginalized target to define its lack of value. In the case of Mr. Fokit, there’s a lot to unpack.

Firstly, Mr. Fokit was linking his ‘nobody’ identity onto a famous black woman to use her spotlight to validate his existence. Literally no one outside the UFC knew who this guy was before he said the word ‘Obama’ on a global stage. Do you also remember that Charlie Kirk was a nobody when George Floyd was alive? Lol!

Secondly, MOchelle is an attack on Barack Obama and is an effort to delegitimize him by casting him as a gay man, when we have gay MAGAs like Peter Thiel. In the same way, Trump, a 34-count felon president and an adjudicated rapist, uses ‘Hussein’ when our main allies are in the muslim world. I mean … make it make sense.

Thirdly, low-blow emotional vandalism. Mr. Fokit surrendered his win at the UFC 250 to slander a couple who still don’t know he exists. He’s so blinded by emotional vandalism that he couldn’t recognize his moment to shine by appealing directly to future sponsors and help himself build at least half the empire the Obamas have.

Fourthly, the term MOchelle isn’t said from a place of a joke, it is said from a place of feeding resentment. The ultimate irony of the UFC Freedom 250 spectacle was the massive, undeniable gap in belonging Vs. access between the white racist laborer like Mr. Fokit, who was locked in a cage to fight for money, outside the building where the Obamas took residence for eight years.

As a white man, Mr. Fokit watched himself being granted entry onto the property through a back door because he obviously wasn’t on the guest of honor list, which comprised several tech billionaires. The moment the event ended, the UFC’s production crew immediately went into ‘load-out mode,’ dropping gladiator Fokit off outside the gates as the white elites moved back inside.

Mr. Fokit's fixation on the Obamas stems from the realization of how far down the ladder the racial contract of white supremacy had failed him. His outburst was also a public confession that the Obamas’ eight-year legacy still tortures his soul, two white presidents later. Lol!

We often see that racism and sexism work as a joint force when it comes to how the bigotry that is leveled against black women is designed. People like Gladiator Fokit believe that as long as they can mentally strip black women of their femininity, they can be able to live with feelings of wanting to be overly aggressive against black women.

I think the quickest way to learn about a person’s deep-seated insecurities is to watch how they speak about black excellence, listen to the ‘things’ they link to ALL black people (lol!), and what they defend when done against black children.

So what’s the solution to all the unwarranted aggression? NOTHING! + A relentless boycotting of all racially hostile storefronts.

The psychological cage of racism works better when Black people unapologetically exist, thrive, and take up space. This allows racists to peacefully and quietly continue to lose their hair in their bathroom drains as they battle real feelings of insignificance in a totally fake social construct.

As for Hokit, whatever he’s going through right this second is exactly what he needs.

A lot of people believe they can personally outrun racism, yet we keep seeing over and over again how much it has become a literal yoke in their lives. There are documented cases of racists who literally hate how they look, thanks to the white supremacy narratives they subscribe to.

And then there’s Michelle Obama, a black woman, who stands as the ultimate, unbothered disruption to their entire system. She is a Harvard-educated lawyer, a best-selling author, a mother, and a loving wife whose confidence and grace are completely impervious to memes.

Everything she is today is who she has ever wanted to be.

White supremacy 100% erodes self-worth. Supremacists are constantly having to mend the threadbare blanket of resentment that refuses to keep them warm because it keeps disintegrating the moment they meet yet another person who’s feeling great about themselves but ‘doesn’t deserve to.’

And that last part is the literal gag — the entire system of supremacy relies on the false assumption that ‘everyone’ is self-loathing. Racists believe their internal misery is a global standard, which is what makes them the ‘normal ones’ (lol!) These people are completely blind to the fact that self-loathing is a fringe anomaly.