I Dreamt That My Friend Was Married to Trump

Plus, a true horror story involving the sleaze.

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Trump — I can’t escape the name or image of the Orange One by day, but I thought I could escape him when I slept at night.

I don’t know if it was the sriracha sauce I had with my dinner mixed with the ice cream I had for dessert, but I dreamt that my good friend Nicky told me she was married to Trump.

Nicky is a dyed-in-the-wool Republican that I worked with back in the 1980s. We have stayed close friends over the years even though I moved to Virginia, and she is still in New Jersey. Her husband died six years ago from cancer in his late 50s.

In real life, she has told me she doesn’t even want to date, but then, in my dream, she tells me she is married to the repulsive Trump.

I asked her if she could stand sleeping with him or what about the raunchy smell that everyone says he has. Before she could answer me, she disappeared. I started to fear for her safety. Did he want to get rid of her? I was also fearful for myself. Being that I knew that they were married, would he do me in also?

Thank heavens, my dog Dobby barked at my bedroom door, and I woke up from that nightmare.

I thought of the dream today and still had dark thoughts about it. Does Melania fear for her safety? Has he ever threatened her? I believe that it could be a reality.

Speaking of reality, this is a true story and not a dream. About fifteen years ago, when my sister still lived in New Jersey, she had a friend who had a very pretty daughter, whom I’ll call Chris.

Chris went to a Yankees game which Trump and Bill O’Reilly attended. She went to the ladies’ room, and when she came out, one of the people who had accompanied O’Reilly and Trump was standing there. He relayed a message from Trump that he wanted to meet her.

She said she was leaving the game but gave him her phone number. I guess Chris was flattered and possibly saw money signs, but when she told her mother about the incident, she told Chris that Trump was married. Being young and naive, she didn’t know this unmentioned fact.

When Trump called her, she let it go to voice mail. He told her if she wanted to see him, he would send a limo to her house, and they could meet in the city for dinner.

Of course, she never called him back. Her mother thought, how convenient to send a limo for her. The sleaze would tell Chris her ride home wouldn’t be until the next morning.

Maybe he was trying to grab Chris by the pussy. Luckily, she will never find out.