#425 — Dead or Alive | Deluded Custodians May Challenge

Mall Strippin’

A Parody of “Road Trippin’” by RHCP

Which hat did Lucy pick for Smillew?

Mall strippin’ with my three friends in disguise

Fairly bloated, we got Carl’s and Big 5's

It’s time to close these stores, it’s time to stay away

Let’s just stay at home and order junk on E-Bay

Let’s stay at home, let’s stay at home

“I thought I wanted to be on stage, but now that I’m here . . .” Author’s file

Luce, you sit so pretty outside the mall.

Eighty-sixed from Ross and Thrifty Drug Store, leashed up by the wall

you’re leashed up by the wall

you’re leashed up by the wall

Got your harness on, leashed up by the wall

“I don’t know if I like this guy. He looks like he’s going to pee his pants.” Author’s file

Growled at Santa, got us kicked out the store

So many times I told you, he’s not what you think

Bring you toys and treats, ‘nough to fill the kitchen sink

Bark at red hat ladies, balloons and crescent moons

by the mall

You’re leashed up at the wall

You’re leashed up at the wall

Got your harness on, leashed up by the wall

“Maybe I can do this. Is this my better side?” Author’s file

Children at recess, I told them you ate two for breakfast

Growled at Santa, got us kicked out the store

In Sportman’s Warehouse, you head right for the treats

Past the ammo, camping surplus, and the cleats

You head for the wrong exit, all the alarms blast

We have to pay for Smillew’s hat ‘fore we pass

We have to pay, we have to pay . . .

“I could make a new hat for Smillew from my stuffed hide-the-squirrel toy. ” At 12 weeks of age, before her life of crime began. 🤣

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