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Erika Kirk To Staffers: He Can’t Get Any Deader. We Have 50,000 New Hat Orders To Fill

These numbers keep bumping up like crazy….

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Disclaimer: Dear Charlie Kirk ‘mourners’. We’re not doing this again—peace out.

Remember Charlie Kirk? That one pathetic loser who had figured out that the laziest way to make a shit ton of quick money for say the next 100 years was to create high-volume, monetizable rage bait content that capitalized on exploiting racial stereotypes of black people and the gun deaths of school going children by weaving both into a biblical framework that made white racial grievance + gun rights feel like a religious duty?

MAGAs say that that’s actually what you call a Christian, but oh well.

His relentless barking of racial provocations towards black people in general, but more specifically black people in high-stakes professional fields, would generate millions of dollars in annual revenue for Turning Point USA (TPUSA) until the day he was cut short mid idea by a lone gunman perched on a roof in the middle of snow white Utah.

The result? A widow more desperate to maintain her cushy lifestyle than anything else, really. Erika Kirk has been the busiest grieving widow we’ve seen since her husband was shot dead on September 10th:

September 12th: the widow delivers a live-streamed public address, which kick-starts her entire campaign to beg for money

September 21st: the widow walks out to pyrotechnics at her husband's memorial service to beg for money

September 27th: the widow hosts an episode of the Charlie Kirk show podcast, and begs for money

October 14th: the widow attends a White House ceremony to accept a presidential medal of freedom on behalf of her rage baiter husband, awarded posthumously, and gives a speech begging for money

October 29th: widow spoke to college students at the University of Mississippi in Oxford, where she demonstrated ‘procreation’ in skin-tight leather pants, using JD Vance as a prop, and begged for money

November 5th: 1st TV interview on Jesse Watters. Also, begs for money

December 4th: She’s interviewed at the New York Times Deal Book Summit. This time has a book to sell to raise more money

December 6–7th: Hosts a $10,000 per plate black-tie dinner at Marlago to raise money

December 8th: Widow is interviewed on Hannity. She’s selling her husband's ‘last’ book to raise more money

December 9th: Widow appears on Fox and Friends to sell her husband’s ‘last’ book and beg for more money

December 9th: Same day, the widow is interviewed on Brian Kilmeade on Fox News Radio to raise more money

December 9th: Widow appears as a guest co-host on the five to beg for more money

December 10th: Widow appears on Outnumbered, begging for money

December 11th: Widow appears on Will Cain Country podcast to beg for more money

December 11th: Widow appears onon The Glenn Beck Program to beg for more money and sell his ‘last’ book

December 13th: Widow appears on the one-hour CBS town hall, begging for more money

December 18th: Widow walks out to Pyro at America fest, begging for money every chance she got to step on stage. She also sold merch featuring Charlie Kirk’s death day paraphenalia including photo-ops under replica of his assassination tent

January 21st: the widow is on a TPUSA tour called ‘Make heaven crowded’ in Riverside California, begging for money

January 22nd: the widow is on a TPUSA tour called ‘Make heaven crowded’ in San Diego California …

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In fact, as we’re learning from a leaked Zoom call that happened a mere week after her husband was shot, Erika Kirk can be seen almost knee-slapping herself, giddy with excitement about the amount of money she’s been able to raise since her husband died, and barely says two words about her ‘loss’.

The whole meeting comes off as a pep rally for the grieving employees, who were made to work 20 hours a week to pull off what she describes as the event of the century, aka her husband’s funeral. In her own words

I’m not trying to be morbid, but he’s dead…. use your paid time off to grieve

And it sure looks like the cry babies … I mean, a lot of the TPUSA staff members that were present on the call that day, who she promised not to mass fire, were in fact mass fired under the new framework of ‘loyalty tests and sheer hard work’ as opposed to Charlie’s ‘Just Be white and compliant’ model.

Her message was clear: manage and capitalize on the unprecedented surge of interest from the tragedy, or you’re out of here.

“We have so much to do, which is exciting. Charlie in heaven is like, ‘You guys thought you had a busy schedule then, just you wait,’ and he’s doing some awesome things with Jesus in heaven right now.”

Lol! I’m still not sure what the purpose of leaking that call was other than a hard cope for the fact that the workhorse Charlie Kirk was dead and the organization had to adjust their grift very, very quickly.

MAGAs have since turned on Erika Kirk since that Zoom call was leaked, when just a couple of months ago, there were no jokes to be had, and no commentary to be had about that widow. What’s with all the bullying now, MAGAs? What changed? Is she too not mourning as hard as you demand?

It’s evident that Erika Kirk has adopted a softer, more spiritual tone to differentiate herself from Charlie’s abrasive racial rhetoric and confrontational culture wars, prioritizing her personal safety, I guess, not to mention her apparent quest for institutional power, unlike her husband, who thrived in the most hateful corners of the internet.

She exhibits a desire to be seen as a legitimate corporate executive for TPUSA as opposed to a cringe internet provocateur in constant battles with payment processors and facing the constant risk of being de-platformed. Remember how repeating Charlie’s own words was banned for a while?

Erika Kirk has her sights on homeschooling curricula, the trade wife market, and merchandising Charlie Kirk’s death day memorabilia in hats, mugs, and T-shirts. There really is no honor among thieves, now, is there? Despite what the new batch of MAGA detractors wants to say at this very late hour, the two were a match made in heaven.

I also don’t believe that MAGAs miss Charlie Kirk ‘the man’, either, more than they do his message of constant hate. Who’s fooling whom? These people literally deserve each other.