AstroMissive # 421 “What I am NOT supposed to say…”

AstroMissive # 421 “What I am NOT supposed to say…”

21Mar2025 6:54 am MDT

-That title should actually say “What I am not being paid to not say…”

-I have been chatting with Axl Rose on the Facebook (*Dave Monsterberg page) since October of 2009. I was the one who made the “Legolas Christ” comment.

-I thought Marcia Hopper (*Axl Rose wife), Tara Sutphen and I were going to be besties, but I was wrong. The war began the day after the big party on 6Feb2010. Yikes.

-Although Axl Rose (*I call him “Aquarius Antenae”) is an absolute computer genius, his wife outshines him with her hacking skills by a landslide! That woman has followed my every key stroke online and followed my every path since that time. She knows where I am. Which, you know, sometimes freaks me out just a little bit….

-She still knows where I am. She pushed me down the stairs three days ago. Hurt my knee.

Because of Marcia Hopper, I had to REMOVE all references to “MoonCat” or anything “CAT” or anything pink or anything leopard print….from my life, from my websites, from anywhere… That worked. I have an absolute negative response anytime I see pink leopard print these days. It makes me sick to my stomach and absolutely gives away whose team the wearer is on. Yuck.

-That woman (*Marcia, Axl’s wife) is a Bio-Terrorist. She is using disease to take out the security forces of the world and so far it is working… she is meeting her goals!

-Although our conversation has absolutely gotten inappropriate, I have always thought of Axl as being somewhat in a “Pieta” relationship with me. (I may have misspelled that… the statue of Mother Mary holding her adult son.)

-He likes to watch me cook and gets all envious of the meals that I make. Marcia is not a cook, not fancy anyway. She can go for Tacos and put a burger on the grill; that she can do! Mostly she does not care about food and could care less if her husband has a meal or not. Not her responsibility, that.

-Axt Rose upset his wife when he changed his will. She did not like that!

-I have been all over the country, being a step ahead of Marcia, but not last Wednesday! I missed the last step on the stairs and put my knee out of it’s socket. Ouch. She pushed me down the stairs.

-Ghosts come visit me. The first was Scott Weiland (*vocalist, Stone Temple Pilots and Velvet Revolver). He passed on my birthday. (I think. Might have been the day before) No idea why. I have that album, but did not really listen to it. When one joins a record club and gets a bunch of cd’s all at once, some of those choices go by the wayside and never get heard.

Frank Zappa died on my birthday in the 1990’s (1993?) I consider him to be my “Fairy Godfather”! Yeah!

-I had a crush on Mike Sassman in high school. #17. I told him that once when we communicated on FB for a moment, then he blocked his page.

-He also told me that Brad Cooper, his funny guy best friend, passed in the gulf war. I did not really know Brad that well, but he came and sat with me all summer long when I was in a fish hut on the dead river reservoir, in Ishpeming.

-Jeff White was quarterback. #4. He rides a motorcycle for work and he touched a shark a few months ago off Dana Point.

-Mike Sassman became a heart surgeon starting in Denver but tranfering to Duluth, Minnesota at some point.

-When Axl had a heart attack on the plane, I told him to find that guy. I knew Mike’s birthday and knew that he would be fastidious at anything that he did. I imagine he was an excellent surgeon, when he wasn’t indisposed. (He was a drinker. One wants a sober person to perform their heart surgeries I can imagine….)

There is so much more, we have been chatting online for 15 years at this point.

Marcia Hopper BLOCKED my Income back in 2010, so that reciprocation is evident in today’s happenings. She put up blockers against finding me online and blocked my Etsy page. I had to remove “MoonCat” because of her, so no one could find me.

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! She is a bio-terrorist. She used HIV+ as a weapon. If anyone knows her, then probably you might want to check into that. Surprise! Your family probably has it too at this point.

-Marcia and I have mixed up tattoos. Her skull is on the back of my thigh! We are tied together forever! The same tattoo guy did the Marie Aristocat on her upper arm in the same location that I used to have Blue and Purple Roses. I covered them when I was mad with one of the logos of a different band, Sixx A.M. (*I love that band! One of my faves, although the 1980’s Version of King Crimson with Adrian Belew is the top of that answer, along with Sinead O’Connor.

I am sure I will think of more, but I need to start my day. The number of squares of toilet paper that I use has to be counted. The answer to that is FOUR! I had to blow my nose. Otherwise, I provide my own wet wipies. Hygiene is important!

I have to poop. Sorry, T.M.I.

Enjoy Your Day!

Melissa MoonCat!

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