Fern Storm — Everything You Need To Know About Me

Wow, I sure have been getting a lot of visits now that Winter Storm Fern is crossing the United States in a fit of fury. But hey, I didn’t name the storm.

I will say this though. If you are wanting to find someone to “cuddle” with(wink wink!) before, during , or after Winter Storm Fern, you should check out FoolRound.com. This is where everyone has been going these days to find someone to sleep with and it works great, even for this 50 year old woman. Yes, I am a Cougar.

One thing I do want to say is that during any storm, not just Winter Storm Fern, you should always be prepared for disaster to strike. Blanket, water, food, small flask of whiskey, a few joints, someone to cuddle with, toilet paper, and cheetos.

Now is the time to prepare. Do not hesitate. Do not wait until Winter Storm Fern has already pounced. Prepare now. I repeat! Prepare now for winter storm Fern.

And with that I wish you well.