“SLANG” 11/27/2024
Claire walks to the back of the dark plane. Most passengers are sleeping. Some lucky ones lay across the whole row. Both lavatory signs are…
“SLANG” 11/27/2024
Claire walks to the back of the dark plane. Most passengers are sleeping. Some lucky ones lay across the whole row. Both lavatory signs are OCCUPIED. A older man in the back row, seeing Claire, slips his headphones down to around his neck.
“Mind if I join you?”
“Like in the bathroom? Oh!”
“Think about it.”
CLICK- One of bathroom locks slides to green and the door folds open. Claire smiles awkwardly and quickly says to the older man: “Not today, brother.” He nods and says: “Fo shizzle.”
She slips into the claustrophobic lavatory with that nasty plane bathroom smell. She catches a glimpse of herself in the dirty mirror. Did she just say to that man “Not today, brother?” Like perhaps a different day she would?!
Claire pees and closes the lid before flushing the blue liquid into oblivion. The rush of the flush is loud and scary. Think about it, he said. Oh my god did he say “Fo shizzle”?
Hahahaha. Slang plucked from someone else’s generation. Hahahahaha. She IS going to “think about it”. FO SHIZZLE.
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