PLEASE! DO NOT EAT TOMMY TUBERVILLE! HE’S NO RELATION OF MINE!

Tommy Tuberville

“Mr. Potato Head” of the U.S. Senate

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Will the Senatah from Alabama please pass the salt and buttah — we’se g’wan runout soon as the Iranian’s bomb the Walmart and food banks! Oh, never mind — you slathered that shit all over your potato head to get hard with Donald Trump — imperial leader of all that shrapnel that’s about to fall on your — -OOPS!

To paraphrase the Pompous Potato Mutha:

“ We have one leader, Donald Trump.”

Spoken like a true South’na who knows his grits are gonna boil!

This is in reference to having to get permission and guidance from leadership in the U.S. military that the ONE LEADER is so insistent on LEAVING OUT OF MAJOR DECISIONS WHEN IT COMES TO GOING TO WAR WHEREVER AND WHENEVER HE CHOSES!

It’s time to hide all of those fancy fountain pens in the White House up the ass of Congress.

Why?

Because when the chits become due on those new stealth bombers, DJT is going to have to find the money somewhere to keep funding his personal vendetta against humanity. Or pass another Executive Order.

Will the Senatah from Alabama loan the One Leader his pen? Seems they’ve all gwan missing…

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Never mind!

If the Brits need ‘taters they’ll call the Irish, who’ll call the Chinese to ship in cases of the dehydrated stuff! The kids love it wit’ their bangers, eh wot?

This drama is ALMOST AS GOOD as Boardwalk Empire. Bing Videos

EXCEPT:

It’s happening in real-time.

Home fries anyone?