Best Of Blog (BOB)…UR IN TROUBLES!

I began blogging in 2005. My only audience was my family and friends, a total of about twenty-five.

Since then, my following has grown to about 500 subscribers, many of whom have also purchased my books.

I will share on these pages some of my favorite posts; I hope you like them, and choose to follow me at: www.FrankLazScribe.com/blog

Ladies…PLEASE SKIP THIS ONE

More dilemmas at the urinal, guys!

Did you ever go into the bathroom, no one else is there, and someone did not flush one of the two urinals?

If you use that one, you need to stare at someone else’s pee, so of course, you go to the next one!

You finish, flush, and are washing your hands when someone else enters.

Now they think YOU are the disgusting person, and despite your assurances that you are not, I’m never quite certain they believe me!

Now we have the “Waterless Urinal”. I guess since liquid flows downhill, there is really no need to flush it down.

Why did it take so long to discover that?

Hello…GRAVITY!

But I always feel guilty washing my hands after coming from the Waterless Urinal. They have gone to such effort and expense to SAVE water, and here I am just washing away!

I can’t wait to see the waterless toilet bowl. That would be something!

PS-I have determined that other than WOMEN, toilets and bathrooms are the most recurring subject on this blog; I wonder what that means?

(If you are tempted ((Passive))to write me about the “passive verbs” above, DON’T! I’ve told you before, I no longer recognize these as grammatical errors. F*** Grammarly)

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