Best Of Blog (BOB)…The Missing Bankruptcy Laws!
I began blogging in 2005. My only audience was my family and friends, a total of about twenty-five.
Best Of Blog (BOB)…The Missing Bankruptcy Laws!
I began blogging in 2005. My only audience was my family and friends, a total of about twenty-five.
Since then, my following has grown to about 500 subscribers, many of whom have also purchased my books.
I will share on these pages some of my favorite posts; I hope you like them, and choose to follow me at: www.FrankLazScribe.com/blog
The Missing Bankruptcy Laws…
We have all heard of Chapter 7, 11, and 13 bankruptcy proceedings. You no doubt have wondered about the missing chapters: 1–6, 8, 9, 10, and 12.
Forgetting about 1–6 (people who had cows and chickens die on them used those), I have done considerable research on the other “missing chapters” and am glad to report to you…
Chapter 8 — This is a limited proceeding for those going destitute due solely to the cost of $4 razor blades. Those who find themselves in this predicament may qualify for a free Costco card, where they can buy a lifetime supply of razor blades for $1.75 each, with the cost differential going to their creditors. An amazing number of these men resemble Charles Manson.
Chapter 9 — This proceeding is for those who have been married more than twice; nothing to it. The court has your testicles removed, and you move on with your life.
Chapter 10 — This is for past and current Flyers season ticket holders who spend upwards of $12,000 a season in the cheap seats to support their addiction. The solution is simple here: just move to San Diego and go surfing instead.
Or just get 76ers season tickets, spend perhaps $800, and you’ll never have to fight the crowds.
Or watch street hockey at 5th and Shunk!
Chapter 12 — This proceeding is exclusively for American Airline Frequent Flyers who, for years, have always paid more to go anywhere, and now pay about $150 per trip to take along their clothes and toiletries when they fly.
Simple solution, just get Dinged!!!
(If you are tempted ((Passive))to write me about the “passive verbs” above, DON’T! I’ve told you before, I no longer recognize these as grammatical errors. F*** Grammarly)
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