Why Florida really is the Dick State

The map of Florida explains it all.

image via Google maps

Although Florida’s official nickname is the “Sunshine State” but i think it should be changed into the “Dick State” and here is why.

There are plenty of reasons for this and i have listed the most important ones for you in this article.

Governor Ron DeSantis

The Current Governor, Ron DeSantis, has proven himself as being a complete dick by downplaying COVID mandates, Book banning and most recently signing the law that banned schools from teaching African-American advanced degree programs. He won’t stop there.

The closer he gets to announcing his 2024 presidential run, he will spread more MAGA rhetoric in order to please the MAGA base.

Florida Federal Corruption

There were 800 federal corruption convictions from 1988 to 2007, more than any other state.

This proves again that the most corrupt people seem to live in Florida and not without reason. The deep red state will make sure to protect their own kind.

Florida refused Affordable Care Act

In 2013, Florida refused to participate in providing coverage for the uninsured under the Affordable Care Act, colloquially called Obamacare.

The Florida legislature also refused to accept additional Federal funding for Medicaid, although this would have helped its constituents at no cost to the state. As a result, Florida is second only to Texas in the percentage of its citizens without health insurance.

Resident Donald Trump

Perhaps the biggest dick of all Florida residents is former president Donald Trump. His despicable character goes without saying and he fits right in.

Senator Marco Rubio

Another despicable politician representing the dick state. Once seen as a hopeful presidential candidate in 2016, but he never fulfilled the promise. Now he is seen as one of the dumbest members of the senate. Rubio is a fan of mass government surveillance of the American people and wants to make it easier to sentencing criminals with the death penalty.

So don’t let the nice sunny Florida climate distract you from the true colours of this state and it’s leadership. They might be even worse than Texas.