3 Key Reasons Why The Chase is a Pile of Shit!

You’re just wasting time and much like every game of chance, its a waste if you walk away with nothing. Stick to your day job!

R.J’s Apartment, December 15th, 12:04a

“What a pile of shit, I feel sorry for those three people; $300,000 gone because that fat idiot Labbett caught up to them. I mean, they should at least get to keep $50,000 between them. This show is a crock of shit. I would never waste my time on that show Ever!”

This was my response after my wife and I watched The Chase, I didn’t really want to considering that I know how the show cheats people. Not to mention make it so the people walk away with nothing.

I mean, what if you went onto the show with nothing like if you had no job, no way to get back home or even any money to survive on until that next paycheck; people are starving across the world and these assholes want to play with their lives.

They doll up some hot piece of ass in a dress then people flock from miles around to try their hand at this crap only to walk away with bupkis. I won’t sit here and say that people haven’t won because I’ve seen people who have, but there has been more loss than gains.

I stopped watching the show because of the cheat factor and I’ve grown to hate it, I’ll watch it with my wife but I care nothing for the show as a whole.

Having said that, here are my 3 key reasons why The Chase is a pile of shit!

1. Having little chance against skilled experts/geniuses. All 4 of those sacks of shit are experts in one field or another and/or just really skilled at knowing the answers to the questions. Either way, they have to make a lot of mistakes in order to botch the Final Chase which doesn’t happen often.
2. Losing it all in the Final Chase. This is the worst. You’ll spend all that time working to make all of that money in the preliminary rounds then turn around and lose it all in the Final Chase. This is grade A grab bag bullshit! You know whoever these guys fear going up against, there’s a reason for that and the producers along with that blonde idiot don’t pay any attention. It’s “well its business as usual, time to send someone else back home with broken dreams. We still get paid no matter what”. Soulless dick fucks!
3. It’s the Biggest Hit to Someone’s Self-Esteem! People like winning and equivalently, like the opportunity to do so. However, when you’re on The Chase, those chances go out the window. From the moment you’re chosen to walk up on that stage to stand before that blonde skank and one of those 4 dipshits, to the time you’re reminded that you got a question wrong, everything about your self-esteem is being impacted. It’s not enough that there are less and less people walking out of that arena with nothing let alone what they fight for, but when they hear that shitty-ass line from that bimbo, “Oh I’m sorry, unfortunately you got caught by The Chaser which means you’ll walk away with nothing” Seriously, what kind of shit is that! This is literally enough to send someone spiraling, psychologically, down into self-loathing, to the bottom of the bottle and finally, questioning their self-worth or tear it asunder!

Take it from me, don’t waste your time going onto The Chase, people; it’s no more worth your time than you its. There are other ways of making fast cash, that doesn’t involve crushing your dreams of being rich or whatever it is.

If I was running that show, here’s what I would do:

1. Send the players away with a low denomination of at least $10,000.
2. If the people had a recommendation about who they wanted to be The Chaser, I’d let them pick!
3. Making everything fair. Sure, you’re going to get some questions wrong and that’s okay, but when the Final Chase happens, no matter what, you’re walking out of there with cash money. Period!

The way the show is right now makes it such a deterrent for people like myself who would rather not waste their time at a pointless endeavor such as that crap!

So my takeaway from this is, The Chase needs to be a little bit more people and contestant friendly. The way the show is now needs to be changed and some of those producers need to be fired!

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