Dealing With Bullying Autocratic Leaders’ Sanity

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Having survived an abusive childhood, I have had a consuming hatred of bossy people, autocrats, & leaders in general. One way I dealt with this obsession back in the days when I spent considerable time on Florida beaches was through frustrating the hell out of the bullying leader of whichever seagull flock I was feeding at the time.

Throwing the flock of gulls a piece of bread, I’d quickly identify the bully leader who would snatch piece after piece. I would then throw the next piece not far down the beach from him but just beyond where he would be likely to get to it in time to grab it for himself. It was hilarious watching this brash strutting bird begin to go out of his mind as he could not understand how he was getting no more treats, that others were beating him by a step, that somehow the order of things had drastically changed. The leader’s panic would reassure me that justice was being restored.

I suspect we will soon see more people, their courts, & other institutions grow some balls & tell the Orange Shitwad in Washington, the genocidal BB Brain in Israel, & the psychopathic megalomaniac in the Kremlin the same thing — that their self-serving violent behavior will not be tolerated any longer. Imagine the tRump turd’s phone failing to function properly every few minutes as he tries to send out his endless ranting racist insults or the pens failing every few minutes as he issues his deadly spitbrained edicts.

One would think that a stupid person would not relish showing off one’s stupidity, but such is not the case. There seems to be a global plague of whatever this disease is of showing off one’s idiocy. The Orange Skidmark & his goons in Washington are prime examples along with BB Brain Netanyahu in Israel & Putin in the Kremlin. It’s like they have an obsessive passion to demonstrate to the world what savage morons they are, almost an Olympics of Idiocy to see who’s the dumbest doorknob.

Each of these heartlessly cruel boneheads needs to be awakened to reality as were the rattled bullies of my gull flocks. Seeing them get their shorts twisted in their butt cracks repeatedly is what can help restore some sanity to this severely unbalanced & depressing global leadership situation.

© Vytas Stoskus, 2026

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