Another Ashley Madison Man That Made Me Shake My Head

What not to do!

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His Initial Message:

Hi hope all is well and you are staying safe I love your profile and that you know what you want I think we are in the same boat and would love to talk to you about it I am real no drama or games I am only an hour away to your area from my office and looking for the same think you posted in your profile

OKAY.

No punctuation. Not one period or comma so far. I don’t like run-on sentences. I’m a punctuation whore (if you haven’t guessed, lol).

And “no drama” is the kiss of death for me, dude. Once you write “no drama or games” I want to throttle you. Sexy time is the farthest thing from my mind.

Just get a sex worker or masturbate.

No response from me.

2nd message the following day:

I have attached my photo for you (he didn’t) and i hope it will not scare you away if so have a few glasses of wine look again and I am sure it will look much better than message me and we can talk I can text and email what every you feel better about and open to meeting for lunch so we can talk face to face so hope you give it a try and let me know yes or no. Thanks

I got one period almost at the end. Woo hoo!

Scare me? Lol. I didn’t need a picture for that, believe me. See below.

His profile:

Nice guy looking for a long term relationship with loads of hot steamy wild sex!! I’m Family oriented, honest, faithful, compassionate, loyal & extremely sexual!! I’m a male version of a nymphomaniac!! Lots of stamina here!! Looking for an all out cum fest!! I love to eat delicious pussy!!! Love to go at it all night long until the sun cums up!! Love a girl that likes to deep throat!! Love a woman who loves to swallow hot fresh cum!!100% real clean drug free looking for a woman that likes to kiss and not tell Honest confident someone to share incredible times with I make my own hours so I can be available day afternoons and nights to have some adult fun let’s talk.

Is he done yet?

NO.

A real woman that knows what she wants and will not play games or add drama to it someone that likes life and wants to have some real no drama fun

How many times does he use an exclamation mark!? I think mine is warranted. His not so much.

No drama. Got it Mr. Exclamation!!! mark. Lest we forget that you don’t want drama.

HE MESSAGES AGAIN:

Hey baby I can help you I’ll give you permagrin

No response from me.

I was actually surprised he didn’t use an exclamation mark at the end. He was restraining himself, haha.

4th message:

I can meet you sometime baby I want to see what you look like

Has he given up yet? I hope so.

And, this is precisely why women get turned off by Ashley Madison.

If you liked this one, read my whack a doodle piece de resistance:

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