The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation has Decolonised Global Health with New Diverse Board Members

The Gates Foundation has heeded growing calls to Decolonise Global Health by the appointment of four new board members who embody principles of Diversity and Inclusion. By following a stepwise, incremental approach to change, the Foundation will continue to promote technological innovations guaranteed to increase the net worth of individual Board Members.

A Diverse, Inclusive and Decolonised Board

The Foundation has been utilising the Decolonisation Index, a metric developed by the IHME to ensure that the organization metaphorically decolonises in a way that preserves the neocolonial world order. Since the new Board is now balanced by gender, race and geography, Board Members can continue to promote the same self-serving corporate hi-tech solutions that ravage the planet while maintaining a low Decolonisation Index. It is with great pride that the Foundation has announced that the Decolonisation Index of the Gates Foundation is now at Net Zero.

In the mean-time, the Foundation has been working to trademark the idea of Decolonisation to ensure that anyone attempting to actually dismantle colonialism gets shut out, or joins the Foundation.

As always, remember that: “ War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength.”