𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐂𝐄 𝐋𝐄𝐄 𝐑𝐎𝐘

𝐀 𝐇𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐎𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐁𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐏𝐮𝐥𝐩 𝐅𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡 𝐅𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐉𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭

This is the legend of BRUCE LEE ROY….

A KUNG-FU FIGHTING/KARATE CHOPPING NIGGA hoo lived in da HOOD a thousand years ago before WHITEY showed up and GENTRIFIED it.

Born in da YEAR of da ROOSTER. And this only made sense because he grew to becum da COCKDIESEL of da SIDEWALK. And dat WALK was one of SWAG and SAVOIRE FAIRE dat only HE could DARE pull off. Crowds PARTED and DEPARTED when or where ever he showed up to show out. Thus — his reputation GREW. And along wit it his HEAD. For he had forgot da First Principle of KICKING ASS: Remain HUMBLE — Mah Nigga.

Yet: as often happens wit NIGGAZ like these his PRIDE exceeded his EGO.

Til one day he met his MATCH in da GHETTO. In da form of a BITCH hoo had HANDS and KNEW how to USE em. She came into da HOOD and Issued a Challenge. And BRUCE LEE ROY being of HUGE Ego dat he could not LET GO ACCEPTED Her Challenge. For shurely — a woman of her small size n stature couldnt whup his MANLY ass: he thought to himself. Butt this was not da case as it turnt out. Becuz she not only WHUPPED His Ass. She KNOCKED his ass out!!!! Whole time she was wearing sum sexy ass MANOLO BLAHNIK HIGH HEELS. Then she did it agin in a rematch wearing sum RED BOTTOMS.

The problem was dat BRUCE LEE ROY was hampered by da tradition of NEVER should You as a MAN HIT-A-WOMAN.

And so this gave da BITCH an UNFAIR advantage. Butt a wise old nigga hoo had been looking on from da sidelines came to Bruce and pulled his coattail to a lil known fact by telling him dat: a BITCH hoo kan THROW HANDS is a MAN — Mah Brotha. And U must never forgit dis shit.

Fortunately, BRUCE was open to such insite so he lissened and gained knowledge of self. And this raised da awareness of Bruce wile showing him his Squareness. He realized he had been putting da Bitch on a PEDESTAL she didnt Deserve. And thereafter ERRY match they fought.

HE.

WHUPPED.

DAT.

BITCH.

ASS!!!!

The defining BLOW came when he hit da Bitch wit da ancient/time-honored SHOTOKAN BACK HAND PIMP SLAP which is notable for its effeck to knock SPITTLE out a HOE Mouf!! And even da Very MOISTURE out da BACK of her Throat. And wit it knock A Bitch into her RITEFUL PLACE — frum whence she will never Leave — DESPITE New Teachings dat may abound dat reach her earhole.

Wit dis moove — Bruce DIGNITY and HONOR was fully restored.

And to this Day:

BRUCE LEE ROY is revered erry where in HOODS where REAL NIGGAZ have not DIED OUT or been GENTRIFIED OUT.

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