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Get off the Bloody phone

My human Seaspray D has become a robot drone

Dion Groove · 2024-06-23 10:39 · 763 claps · 2.5 min read paywalled
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Get off the Bloody phone

My human Seaspray D has become a robot drone

Indian Ocean Sunset — Yamatji Coast © Lady Donga Diaries 2024

Indian Ocean Sunset — Yamatji Coast © Lady Donga Diaries 2024

Poetic Pussycat Tale

A Pussy Cat Tale

Lady Donga Diaries

Words & Pictures — Lady Donga

Meow 379

Sometimes my human spends too much time on the phone

In fact I wonder sometimes — if he has turned into a drone

He tells me because he is trying to make money reading n writing on Medium

But I tell him to take a break and relive me of my pussycat tedium

I said come on human slave — lets go out and chase some kangaroos

But he just smiled and played an old telephone song from the B52s:

Tina went to the ladies room

Saw it written on the wall

If you’d like a very nice time

Just give this number a call

It was 6060–842

And I’m waiting for you

So with my paw I grabbed his hand and we walked across the land

Down by the Yarranoo River while listening to that old party band

Yarranoo River Track © Lady Donga Diaries 2024

Yarranoo River Track © Lady Donga Diaries 2024

Yarranoo River Track © Lady Donga Diaries 2024

Yarranoo River Track © Lady Donga Diaries 2024

We arrived at the beach and saw the river had reached the ocean

And saw that seven large beaked pelicans were jiving with B52 devotion:

Seven Dancing Pelicans © Lady Donga Diaries 2024

Seven Dancing Pelicans © Lady Donga Diaries 2024

Dial the number to call

Get no answer at all

Dime’s in the slot

Ready to trot

Uh, 6060–842

I’ve been trying all day

And I’m makin’ no headway

Operator, what’s wrong

I dial that stupid number all day long

Operator said,

Your number’s been disconnected

Your number’s been disconnected

Hello?

I’m sorry

Hello?

I’m sorry

Well I finally persuade Seaspray D to put the phone back in his pocket

Forget about the phone Seaspray D — tune into nature -you can’t knock it

Yarranoo River meets Indian Ocean © Lady Donga Diaries 2024

Yarranoo River meets Indian Ocean © Lady Donga Diaries 2024

Pay attention to the wisdom about the phone upon that meme — as well as me

And remember when the phone was tied with a wire — humans were free

Retro Phone On a Wire — Photo X

Retro Phone On a Wire — Photo X

MeooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooW for now dear readers

Until next time

With Love — Lady Donga Diaries — © Meow 379–2024

Pussycat Poet Donga © Lady Donga Diaries 2024

Pussycat Poet Donga © Lady Donga Diaries 2024

Yamatji Coast Sunset © Lady Donga Diaries 2024

Yamatji Coast Sunset © Lady Donga Diaries 2024

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