Irresponsibility begets irresponsibility

Vance 2025: “Just A Little Prick To Prove You Fathered 27 Sheep”

Finally! DNA paternity testing put to good use

Maybe they won’t use needles. Source: Author¹

Warning: Mutant livestock people onboard. May be offensive to Trump supporters and fans of J.D. Vance.

A picture of life under a 2025 Trump/Vance administration is starting to form. A.T. Thomas’s piece on fathers’ rights to fully share in the glory of childbirth shows us it may not be pretty.

A.T. Thomas and Miss Catherine La Grange both write for Civil Politics, which I edit. They’re both exceptional writers, entertaining, and thought-provoking. I highly recommend them.

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Donald Trump and J.D. “Sarah Palin” Vance have to win. Trump would be a horrible prisoner advocate.

Enter Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster. I keep telling her — “You’re giving the Trump campaign ideas!” but she doesn’t listen. Maybe pooch Piper’s paws are in her ears.

Miss Catherine is a very clever humorist but probably won’t last long under a Trump/Vance regime. Someone will turn her in as a closeted subversive once bounties are set.

She’ll be the one leading a hilarious revolution of bloody political satire with A.T. close behind.

We all know Trump enjoys a good joke. Look at J.D. “Sarah Palin” Vance. The VP wannabe has a problem with “childless cat ladies,” same-sex marriages, abortion, birth control, pornography, and anything his tech bro influencers tell him to oppose.

Warning, J.D.: Cat ladies come in all shapes and sizes under the Wizard of Odd. BTW, I heard those fake pet chefs cackle and shriek, “I’ll get you my pretty! And your little dog, too!” Try not to woof.

“Lions, and tigers, and bobcats, Oh my!”

Vance shouldn’t object when Trump assigns an illegal alien to head the Space Program. After all, if J.D. doesn’t stand for “Jarringly Disingenuous,” it could be “Jupiter’s Dependent.”

Is Trump hiding behind, or hugging the flag? Source: Author¹

The political campaign has become difficult to satirize because: “They’re barbecuing kidnapped Fluffy and Rover after the ransom is paid!”

What was once absurd and unthinkable is now Tuesday’s AP News one-inch sidebar. Right next to Elon Musk deletes a post whining nobody’s shooting Democrats after Threats of violence increase against Harris and Trump (Washington Post). Another X-Twitter poster raised the ante and promised rewards for anyone who kills Harris. Maybe he can share a cell with a J6 hostage. Incitement excitement / concatenated confused cat nationalists.

That was just part of the story. J.D. Vance helping Trump spread lies about Haitian immigrants eating pets in Springfield, Ohio has targeted the city with bomb threats and canceled events. Trump hawked his kids’ get-rich-quick cryptocurrency scheme during an X-Twitter interview after nearly being shot, again. Oh, and Trump had a lovely talk with Biden, then Harris.

I suspect Musk shortened “Twitter” to “X” because it’s easier to spell. “Responsible” is far out of his grasp.

It’s getting near impossible to tell reality from Earth 2.0 with Trumpism.

So when I saw Miss Catherine’s piece on the Trump campaign embracing intergalactic alien voters, it was a welcome relief.

As funny as Ms. La Grange’s piece is on Trump and Vance courting illegal alien Borg and facehuggers to earn votes, her replies to comments are equally entertaining.

[embed]Trump Woos Illegal Aliens They’re no longer “poisoning the blood of our country.”¹medium.com

Which brings us to today’s inspired topic.

Shepherd Miss Catherine La Grange protects her flock where men are men and nervous sheep hide their privates. Source: Author¹

April 1st, 2025: Trump/Vance Administration

Under JD Vance’s directive using Project 2025’s blueprint, Childless Cat Ladies are popping out babies like rabbits! Financial and voting advantages for fathers include additional tax credits and a vote for each of their quiverful arrows that hit. Semi-human offspring? Not a problem.

Fathering a sheep, mule, or mutant mutt counts under the Wizard of Odd. The jury’s still out on zebras, monkeys, and big snakes.

We need more laborers after rounding up anyone who looks remotely humanly alien. Our southern border traffic is one-way only now as illegals and the mentally ill clamor for Mexico’s asylums. The labor shortage of qualified people to maintain farm machinery is a problem, so we’re investing in horse, cow, sheep, and goosepower.

Under Project 2025 and state legislation, child labor laws aren’t just relaxed, they’re practically pickled cabbage bobbing among bills floating in filibusters. Goat kid farmers, ox-child miners, and ass-embly workers help ease the burdens of handmaidens and minors.

We’ve embraced Diversity! (🤗sigh.)

Celebrating diversity! A mixed, well-integrated family following the American Dream. Source: Author¹

Dual-purpose Danny loves Oat Bran and is quite the workhorse! Dad’s family hails from a poultry farm. Our next dad is a picky piggy eater. Bessie keeps her smile bright with Colgate and Paula always pulls more than her own weight.

Trump starts to smell a rat, and it’s not Rachel

After the 432nd Republican attempt on Trump’s life, he’s asked his team to do the background check on J.D. most people expected before the rose ceremony at the Republican National Convention. Could J.D. — the flighty guy who once called Trump “America’s Hitler” and “Hillbilly Heroin” — be behind the attacks? Surely, tech bros wouldn’t be so diabolical!

When women were denied control over reproduction, the number of mutant child livestock tax exemptions threatened to tank the economy.

Sheep no longer say “Baaa.” They greet Old MacDonald with “Daaa-daaa.”

When horse-people and asses started showing up to protest bills, Trump got surly. “I’m hearing too many neighs! Or, ‘Nay’s. Hard to tell the representatives from Farmer John’s kids. Turn the ones that don’t support me into glue.”

President Trump called J.D. in.

Trump: “J.D., what do those initials stand for?”

J.D.: “Jupite… um, John! James. not Jealous. The D? Umm… Diabolical, no, umm… Duplicitous? No. David! Son of God!”

Trump: “J.D., I want you to take a vacation, maybe visit your relatives. It’ll be a good photo op. I’ll send our best Top Secret Secret Super-Secret with Secret Sauce members as guards.”

J.D.: “But Daaad… I mean, Sir! Yes, Sir!”

Trump yelled to his Chief of Staff, A Horse With No Name, “No more little pricks. But keep the DNA testing and give those asses birth control!”

The Rise of the Warrior Cop holds Space. Source: Author¹

J.D. may be lost in space, but Trump Cabinet members Vivek Ramaswamy (Science, Health, and Technology), Communications, Space, and Industry leader Elon Musk, and Constitutional Consultant Bugs Bunny are vying for the 2nd spot. MAGA Talking Girl (MTG) MTG is still cat-fighting with Laura Loomer, who heads up the Military Tribunals and Truthiness Bureau.

Sadly, Robert Kennedy succumbed to a latent Anti-Woke Brain Worm Virus. He had three helpings of the Blue Plate Special: Smash Racoon with Squirrel Sauce Burger at Roadkill Restaurant.

Thanks to A.T. Thomas and Miss Catherine La Grange, spinster. I think you’ll enjoy their offerings.

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