Haven’t you heard?

Haven’t you heard?

Hey, haven’t you heard? I love birds, so I keep them in a cage.

Haven’t you heard? Our employees are our top priority but clients and money come first.

Hey, haven’t you heard? I’m only talking to you. Well, to you and to the man I’ve secretly believed is my soulmate for years, and sometimes also my ex.

Haven’t you heard? I love you so much that I count on you to give me the money I don’t care to do for myself. Isn’t that what family is for after all?

Haven’t you heard? Nothing lasts forever so why work on repair and make amends.

Haven’t you heard? You are my best friend. I’ve been meaning to reach out since January last year.

Hey, haven’t you heard? I love animals so I eat them every day. I don’t care too much if they live freely on a farm or in a factory in a cage.

Haven’t you heard? I’m a minimalist and environmental activist. All is good as long as my parcel arrives within one working day.

Haven’t you heard? I’m a boss girl. I make lots of money and behave like a (toxic) man.

Haven’t you heard? My door is always open. Unless you actually show up uninvited in need of help.

Haven’t you heard? I value loyalty above everything else. Until something better comes along.

Haven’t you heard? I believe in true love. That’s why I ghost people as soon as they get too close.

Haven’t you heard? I want to be a conscious millionaire, that’s why I shorted the stock and fucked up everyone else.

Haven’t you heard? I’m a really good friend, but the moment I get a boyfriend, I forget about them.

Haven’t you heard? I’m against gossip. By the way, did you hear what she did?

Haven’t you heard? I truly cared about her. She was suicidal and alone, so I cut her off so that she could move on. And I never checked up on her.

Haven’t you heard? The world is a heartbreaking place.

Haven’t you heard?

Haven’t you heard yourself?