Stop Cashing In On Turning 30

You had your chance five years ago, where were you then?

Photo: Alan

Listen up, culture-industrial complex, 30th anniversaries ARE NOT A THING. You can do 10, 20 and 25, but if for whatever reason you miss all those you just have to sit on your hands until 50 rolls around. This is some bullshit.

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