I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Ice, Creamed.

What is the food that you truly crave?

What is the food that makes you so brave

You’ll enjoy detention and torture sessions

It’s the food that makes a real impression!

IT’S ICE, CREAMED!

YES, THE NEW FOOD SENSATION THAT IS SWEEPING THE NATION!

Even better than Eating The Rich, if you’re on the go and you want some filling that also is good for society, buy our Creamed ICE!

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Only Locally sourced ICE agents used. Some ammo, gun parts, and camouflage may be in among the blood and chopped up guts as an unavoidable side effect of the all-natural manufacturing process!

Remember to Pick your ICE agents fresh!

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Agent 6 is the author of the vile and evil collection of short stories The Vaults of Fug, affiliate link below

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Agent 77 is the author of the article about how much he likes getting drunk

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