Shitty title? Catchy title? Both?

It Means Your Story Was Shit

Sorry, but I have to state the obvious.

I wish I could say it was holy. — Photo by Maxime Horlaville on Unsplash

The life of a superhero is full of shit, but some days are shittier than others.

Michael, a top writer in bullshit, got 47 views and 27 reads on a story and asked what it meant.

[embed]My Content-Free Story Got 47 Views and 27 Reads. What Does It All Mean? Writing experiment resultsmedium.com

Many people would refuse to answer this question out of kindness, decency, and other qualities I do not possess. But I’m Captain Obvious, and stating the obvious is my job.

You can say many things about me, but I take my job seriously.

Obviously, this isn’t personal, Michael. It has nothing to do with the fact you threatened to create publications to compete with my newly created masterpiece, The Exclusive.

It also has nothing to do with your top-writer status in humor and satire. I’m not the jealous kind, Michael.

I’m just doing my job.

And the obvious reason your content-free story got 47 views and 27 reads is that it was shit.

If you have doubts, you can read the story here, and I’m sure you will see the obvious truth.

[embed]This is What Happens When You “Shoot Blanks” Blankety-blankmedium.com

If you also need help answering your questions, do not hesitate to contact me. However, due to legal limitations, please be aware I can only answer obvious questions.

Did you know? There’s a new publication on Medium, and you will never be allowed to write for it. Read why here:

[embed]Introducing the Most Exclusive Publication on Medium Obviously, it’s called The Exclusivemedium.com

Captain Obvious’ bio is obvious — read it here.