Twins Born Two Weeks Apart?

It must have been a helluva labor!

Photo by Liviu Boldis on Unsplash

Last Saturday, a modest contingent of intrepid citizens, myself amongst them, convened at a discreet downtown location (The landmark YELLow three-story art center.)

Our mission entailed marching to the City Hall courtyard with the intent of disturbing the peace. (By “singing” Christmas pop tunes.)

En route to our destination — our destiny! — I fell into step with a pair of women who were chatting about their respective children, all of whom were in their senior year in college.

One woman said her twins were two days apart.

The other said hers were a week apart.

I exclaimed: That must have made medical history!

The ladies clarified: They’d been referring not to birth dates, but rather to graduation dates.