Breaking Down — DRAFT

Well, Caleb is telling me that my voice rules, which totally means that my voice rules. Too bad nobody pays you for a ruling voice.

If I were a king… I would have a million dollars, and a lot of men and women would look at me, and I would walk around in a speedo and a cape.

Both garments would be velvet red and tight on my body. I would walk around like Captain Underpants, which I can totally do right now, but I don’t have a cape and I am not a captain or a king.

Well, what is next is a poem about breaking down that I will now title Breaking Down

Breaking Down

I am on the side of the road, it happened and, I can not really talk about it directly on account of the fact that I can not really take anything seriously without overreacting or completely breaking down. I called the cops first,

and then my dad. They said I had nothing to worry about.

My engine will not turn

, and it is so sunny I might all fall asleep here, and if someone wakes me up, they will just have to help me

, otherwise I’ll finally have an excuse for myself

to catch up on all that time I was unable to lay in the grassy fields because I was too busy playing adult.

Finster from Power Rangers, A simple Text, Flareon, and A man with a thong and blue thong flipflops picking up a present. Highlighter has been applied over the image in lines, showing that the image has been modified

Adios, King Ceaser

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