16 Sentences Medium Writers Love To Hear

Don’t we?

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When writing such an article, you have to confirm your views with others. You can’t just write whatever goes through your head and pretend everybody loves the sentences. That would be like saying a self-help article from a random self-help bro changed your life.

To create this list, I conducted interviews with hundreds of Medium writers all over the world. I could prove it by tagging them all here, but that’s not Medium-etiquette compliant, so you’ll have to trust me. I know I’m asking for a lot, but I’m a Medium writer, and is there anyone more trustworthy than a Medium writer?

Here are the 16 sentences that every single Medium writer I interviewed loved to hear

• Coach Tony clapped for your article and awarded you the Coach Tony Special Bonus — amounting to $0.99.
• You got 100 new followers this week, and Medium sent you a $100 bonus to celebrate this achievement.
• You got 14 additional referred members this month.
• No, sorry, we made a mistake! You got 17 new referred members this month.
• Oops! We did it again. Truly sorry, but you got 32 new referred members this month, not 17 as we previously wrote.
• You now have 1,443 referred members in total.
• Coach Tony chose to boost your story.
• Coach Tony did it again.
• Coach Tony is on a roll and boosted all the articles you published on Medium.
• Your articles got 10,000 additional views today.
• Your articles are now all viral.
• Medium servers broke because so many people wanted to read your articles.
• We’ve sent you $41,537.79 (USD). Your payment was sent to your Stripe account.
• You’re a true writer.
• You’re a star.
• You’re Captain Obvious.

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