16 Inches a black pulp flash fiction black relationship joint by DuVay Knox

16 INCHES

a black pulp flash fiction joint about relationshits

HER: 16 INCHES Nigga!!!!

ME: Say Wut????

HER: I said 16 inches, Nigga!! Stay 16 inches away from me at all times. Thats the muthafucking, official, Social Distance amount of Space You MUST Give-A-Biaaaatch!

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Mah girl —WYLEAH, wit an Ignant amount of Ass n big ass hips — was madd at me so she was spewing her shit at me agin.

All her sociological/intellectual bullshit she had learned in college cuz she had a Masters Degree in Sociology — and she was speeking her shit at me bout PERSONAL SPACE.

Soon as I would moove toward her she would back up tombout….

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HER: (holding up her hand) 16 Inches, Nigga!! Dont come towards Me. 16 Inches. I need 16 inches of Personal Space. Thats the muthafucking Standard Social Distance One Nigga must stand from ANOTHER Nigga for social space to be COMFORTABLE.

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She was madd and arguing like-a-muthafucka/Whirling her arms and doing dat Philly Girl Clap of her hands for EMPHASIS between each word she was saying.

She had got mad at me bout some PERCEIVED shit.

And now she was Yapping her yin-yang.

Going into all her Psychological bullshit that white folks taught her at some University in Philadelphia she had got into on Skolarship.

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ME: And Wut Did I doo, baby??!!

HER: The GODDESS is a Divine Bitch of the Muthafuckin Universe!! And you did not TREAT Me like I was a Universal Goddess of the Muthafuckin Universe, Nigga!!

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She was Yelling…. I was not Yelling back ….I lissened….I was QUIET. Because it sounded like sum IMPORTANT shit she was saying fo real….Cuz after all — she had been to SKOOL….And I had not been to muthafuckin Skool dat much….I had a PENITENTIARY education/flunked Kindergarten….

So I just lissened to WYLEAH as she spit her psychobabble/muthafuckin/black goddess/divine bitch of the universe/consciousness shit.

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And I actually Wondered….IF….In FACT….Was da Bitch maybe-muthafuckin RIGHT-afta all?!

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