The Totally Preposterous & Uncool Quiz

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The Totally Preposterous & Uncool Quiz

If you ace this, then you’ve got bigger problems

I don’t know, you figure out how this is relevant. Photo by Markus Spiske on Unsplash

Some people are weird.

Some people are really weird.

This quiz should help differentiate.

#1. You see someone jacking off in a movie theatre. What do you say?

A) That thing’s huge!

B) Wow, this movie is really long!

C) Whoa, cool dick, dude!

D) Holy shit, I didn’t know Dick Moranis was in this movie! Wait, what did I just say?!

#2. Which of the following is an acceptable item to gift a friend for their birthday?

A) A handful of faulty pregnancy tests

B) Deodorant, toothpaste, a plunger or anything hygiene-related that would send a clear message

C) A dictionary

D) A thumb drive with .wav files of the entire Harry Potter audio book series narrated by an AI version of Eminem

#3. How many eggs are there in a carton?

A) 13

B) 420

C) 69

D) Your mom

#4. If you were a hybrid animal, what two species would you combine to be?

A) Porcupine and elephant

B) Dolphin and capybara

C) Goose and moose

D) Lemur and axolotl

#5. If you could travel back in time to any major event in history, which would it be?

A) Five minutes before the meteor strike that decimated the dinosaurs

B) 1967, when the Toronto Maple Leafs last won the Stanley Cup

C) July 16, 1945, when the atomic bomb was invented

D) All the way back to 2009 when the Slap Chop was a big deal

It’s five questions.

It can’t be that hard.

Let me know how you do in the comments.