Coming to Thailand,A Tourist has Got Duped

Coming to Thailand,A Tourist has Got Duped

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​Act I: The Quest for Enjoying the Authentic Thai Carnal.

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​ Julian, a young man of thirty-two; clerk of a financial company from Munich, Germany;has become bored of his life. He found within himself, severe lack of rhythm. He wanted to come out from the rigid,timid and boring world full of monotony.

​After three years of sticking in an computer table, Julian decided to make an adventure. Not a historical museum tour, but a wild, exotic, tropical romance. Naturally, he booked a one-way ticket to Bangkok, Thailand.

​His objective was simple: find a beautiful, gorgeous Thai woman, experience a whirlwind carnal romance, and return to Munich with a smile on his face.

​On his third night, Julian walked into a high-end rooftop lounge overlooking the neon skyline of Sukhumvit. He wore a black linen shirt, an expensive perfume, and a look of desperate confidence . suddenly she arrived.

​Act II: Love at First Sight (and Third Cocktail)

​She was sitting by the bar, wearing an emerald-green silk dress. Her hair fell in perfect, glossy waves past her shoulders. Her cheekbones belonged in a high-fashion magazine, and her laughter sounded like rolling cascades of light . Her name was Mai.

​Julian at a time realized. "She is magnificent," he whispered to his cocktail.

​He approached her, using his smoothest European charm. To his delight, Mai was not only beautiful but also incredibly witty. Her English was flawless, her jokes were sharper than his, and she possessed a confident, hypnotic aura that charmed him completely.

​They drank, they laughed, and they danced. Julian noticed that Mai was exceptionally tall—easily hitting 5'11" in her stiletto heels—making him feel delightfully compact. He also noticed her hands having elegance, lengthiness,and grand design.

​"You are unlike any woman I have ever met in Germany,"Julian said in a mesmerizing tone.

​Mai smiled mysteriously, her eyes flashing with a mix of amusement and something Julian couldn't understand. But the glow of her overcast his heart.

​Act III: The Room of Destiny

​By midnight, the passion and carnal desire of Julian cannot be controlled. So they decided to go to the hotel room hired by Julian.

​The moment the hotel room door clicked shut, Julian felt like a victor. He dimmed the lights, put on some smooth swing, and poured two glasses of champagne. The atmosphere was thick with anticipation.

​Mai kicked off her heels and glided toward the bed. Julian did the same.He kicked off his loafers, feeling a rush of absolute masculine pride. He charged forward for a passionate embrace.

​As they began to kiss, Julian’s hands went down her waist. He expected to have the soft, delicate experience of a woman. Instead, as they rolled over the velvet sheets, he felt incredibly powerful masculinity . Mai’s core felt like it was made of solid marble. When she gripped his shoulders to pull him closer,he felt that a bodybuilder had touched him.

​"Wow," Julian thought, his mind racing. "Thai women must do incredible flex training. This is magnificent! ”

​Act IV: The Midnight Realization

​The encounter that followed was an exchange of absolute energy. Julian had prepared himself to be the dominant; as the European to the sea girls. Instead, Mai took complete control of the situation with a fierce, athletic dominance that left him breathless, dizzy, and confused.

​ It was sensually intense, and it was entirely upside down. Julian felt a strange, remaining sensation in the back of his mind—a tiny voice whispering that something about the physics of this encounter was defying his understanding of biology. But the champagne was strong, the music was loud, and the pleasure was excellent . He simply closed his eyes and surrendered to the situation

​At 3:00 AM, Julian woke up dreaming peacefully . The room was quiet. Mai was in the bathroom, the shower running.

​Julian smiled.He stretched his aching muscles.He looked down at the bedside table to find his watch. Instead, his eyes fixed on Mai’s small glittery handbag, which had fallen open.

​Inside the bag, next to a lipstick and a compact mirror, was a shiny, laminated identification card.

​Julian, being a curious clerk , picked it up. He looked at the beautiful photograph of Mai. Then, his eyes shut down to the official text printed beneath the photo.

​Name: Mr. Anan Sukprasert

Gender: Male

​Act V: The Ultimate Cosmic Twist

​Julian froze. The world stopped spinning. The air left his lungs.

​Mr. Anan. M-R. His logical, structured German brain began to rapidly process the data from the last four hours. The incredible height. The masculine strength. The powerful dominance. The absolute lack of a traditional female anatomy in certain hidden moments that he had forgotten in euphoria.

​The bathroom door opened, and Mai walked out, wrapping a white towel around her gorgeous, strong body. She saw Julian staring at the ID Card

​Julian looked up, his eyes wide with absolute panic, his mouth opening and closing like a fish out of water. "You... you are... a... a...?"

​Mai didn't startle. She simply sneered at him with supreme confidence, and leaned against the wall. "A Kathoey, Julian. A ladyboy. Didn't you notice?"

​"But... but..." Julian stammered, clutching the bedsheets to his chest like a startled Victorian maiden. "But we... we just... I am a man from Germany! What did I just enjoy? Was it a man? Was it a woman? My mind is scattered.

​Mai burst into a loud, melodic laugh that filled the hotel room. She walked over, sat on the edge of the bed, and gently touched Julian’s pale, trembling cheek.

​"Julian, relax," Mai said with a wink. "Stop thinking like a clerk. In Thailand, we don't care about the gender here. Did you have the best night of your life, or not?"

​Julian blinked. He looked at Mai—beautiful,exotic hilarious, powerful, and utterly unique. He thought about the incredible night they had just shared. He thought that the experience meant to be some kind of relief from his hazardous life in Munich.

​Slowly, the absolute absurdity of the situation hit him. The panic washed away, replaced by a sudden, unstoppable wave of laughter. He began to giggle, then chuckle, until he was laughing so hard his stomach ached and tears rolled down his face.

​He had come to Thailand looking for a predictable romance, and instead, the universe had given him the ultimate, brilliant plot twist .He had got the idea that, “if the Universe never provides peace for anyone,none will be allowed to have absolute euphoria.”

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