Swamped

Trump thinks he’s the most powerful man who has ever walked the face of the Earth, and is comparing himself to Genghis Khan, Napoleon and Stalin. The proclamation is being ignored by the mainstream media. The man is truly insane but the media isn’t asking any questions or raising any concerns. It’s business as usual in Swamp Land.

Activists are projecting images of Trump and members of his cabinet as swamp creatures all around DC. Stephen Miller is a vampire bat clinging to the top of the Lincoln Memorial, looking out at the Reflecting Pool.

Trump is obsessed with the Reflecting Pool which he literally transformed into an actual swamp in the heart of DC. He’s blaming vandals for the disgusting disaster — he thinks that somebody dumped the algae in the pool and now he says he knows for sure that some guy took a box cutter and made a 350’ cut into the floor of the pool and Trump has launched an investigation and is going to make sure that that criminal is going to pay for his crime. He put fencing up around the pool, installed surveillance cameras, and called in the National Guard. He is obsessed with making mass arrests of everybody who tries to take any peeled paint as a souvenir of the Swamp Thing President.

Trump is threatening a 10-year prison sentence for whoever created the giant “86 47” that could be seen from the sky near the Reflecting Pool.

There hasn’t been a single arrest in the Epstein case. Trump is only arresting swamp thing vandals.

Trump wants to include the image of his fist that he held up when he was almost assassinated on his 250’ triumphal arch. He calls it his “fight fight fight fist.” He wants it to be taller than Kim Jong Un’s arch, which is 197’.

The Senate finally voted to stop Trump and his war in Iran, just when he seems to have capitulated. Republicans finally joined Democrats to do what they should have done the minute this whole thing started.

Trump found out the hard way that war isn’t a game where he gets to bomb the shit out of everybody from the comfort of Mar-a-Lago where he would surely win because he controls the most powerful military in the Universe. In reality, where Trump does not live, war is a game of politics where the enemy is forced to change its politics before surrendering.

Trump lost a war that he started.

“Every time we talked about the possibility of peace the stock market shot up like a rocket ship.” — Donald J Trump

Trump doesn’t get why gas prices didn’t automatically come down.

Palm Beach Airport is changing its name to President Donald J. Trump International Airport.

Trump was filmed during a signing of an executive order where he had no idea what he was doing or why he was there. He actually said, right before he got to sign his infamous signature, “Quantum … cryptography. Does anybody know what that is?”

On a positive note, things are looking up for New York City. In January, Mayor Zohran Mamdani took action against bankrupt landlord Pinnacle, which was responsible for over 5,000 housing violations and forced them to forgive millions in tenants’ back rent. He is funding New York public schools with $122 million and hiring 1,000 teachers. People really like him and are excited about what he is accomplishing. He is getting results and people are taking notice. 3 Democratic socialists in New York won their primary races last night. New York is as far away from DC as it could possibly get.

Tucker Carlson announced that he has left the Republican Party.

Trump still doesn’t care about the suffering of the American people. Life is unaffordable for average people. Instead of addressing these very complicated issues, he’s doing what he always does and is proclaiming the opposite. He said, “We have a resilient economy. It’s the strongest economy we’ve ever had. The word ‘affordability’ is a fake word made up by the Democrats.”

Trump turned the White House ghetto after tearing half of it down, setting up cage fights up on the lawn, letting drunken white spectators pummel each other for fun, as gun shots were heard nearby while 3 baby mamas plotted their revenge.

Americans are feeling swamped.