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Ted retreats to the bathroom, and with the GILLETTE, er, agility of sleepwalker fumbles for the light switch. Finding the COLGATE first, Ted seizes the tube, unscrews the cap, squeezes some ADVANCED WHITE out. Paraperiodontosidoxically, blinded by the blizzard, Ted sees a bizarre illusion of whiter darkness in ten days. In a weak moment one week later, Ted calls Ted’s decision not to paste razor cuts here a close enough shave.
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