Have You Seen My Hair on the Floor?

Have You Seen My Hair on the Floor?

I’m trying to age gracefully

Photo by 本草圈 on Unsplash

My hair’s falling out, it’s on the run

Apparently, my head is not very fun.

The drain’s always clogged, my brush is a mess

I’m starting to think my hair has stress.

I feel like a dog, shedding my fur

What the hell are you looking at sir?

Yes, that’s my hair in a pile on the floor

I guess I didn’t need that part anymore.

What the fuck happened? It’s just so cruel

Did my scalp miss the memo about staying full?

I’ve tried every serum, shampoo, and trick,

But my hair still says it will never be thick.