Stephen Miller in Talks to Star In New Illuminati Ganga Cinematic Masterpiece

Breaking News: Stephen Miller may be leaving governmental service to star in a brand New Illuminati Ganga movie, the details of which are still somewhat under wraps.

Despite the high levels of secrecy around the project it has been revealed that Mr. Miller has been offered the lead role of a demonically possessed, psychotically violent vibrator.

When shown project details Mr. Miller reportedly became quite excited that his dreams of Hollywood stardom were finally close to fulfillment, noting that “It’s like I was born to play this role!”

Due to the high levels of excitement Mr. Miller than started hopping around the room, making buzzing sounds, as his skin started to turn a bright red, and the top of his head to throb while screaming in Ancient Aramaic.

Calmed down enough to sign an Attachment Agreement indicating his interest in the project, Mr. Miller was asked by the main producer, Lucien Fergus, if he would also assent to getting a tattoo on his chest reading “Venisti, vidi, diabolus vicit” for promotional purposed, to which Mr. Miller shouted “Would I?! I already have one!!” in a bid to further establish his perfect casting for the role.

It is expected that the movie can be wrapped up and in the theaters in time for the Christmas season.

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