The GOP’s Biden Impeachment Charades

The GOP’s desperation to save their potentially soon to be felonious former president* is making the mockery of their Trump retribution tour even more pathetic

Joe Biden, Kevin McCarthy and Donald Trump Photo illustration screengrab pic from Salon

From day one of barely winning a slim majority in the U.S. House of Representatives, Republican’s (GOP) have focused their attention on getting revenge for twice-indicted, one-term, minority-elect president* Donald J. Trump, who has already been arrested twice for committing actual crimes and is facing more indictments in the near future. It seems the GOP, currently led by House Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-CA), would much rather try to exact revenge and create non-existent crises with Trump’s enemies than do any actually governing that is beneficial to their constituents.

Multiple attempts have been made by the three seditionist stooges — Sen. Charles Grassley (R-IA), Rep. James Comer (R-KY), and Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH) leading the GOP’s dysfunctional Trump revenge tour to find some kind of dirt on President Joe Biden, with much of the focus on Hunter Biden, the president’s son in hopes of tying the two together. Lost in their delusional charades is any mention of the two billion dollars received by Trump’s son-in-law from the Saudis once the Trump cabal was voted out of the White House.

Because the focus on trying to dig up dirt on President Biden is being led by seditionist stooges, the GOP isn’t having any luck finding any. In their mounting desperation to find Biden guilty of anything, Trump’s moronic minions are relying heavily on already thoroughly discredited Russian propaganda which eventually led to Trump’s first impeachment after he sent Rudy Giuliani, one of his infamous former lawyers to Ukraine to see if they had any dirt on Biden. They didn’t, but that hasn’t stopped them from lying about it. For anyone not familiar with the GOP’s Russian propaganda campaign in Ukraine, a more detailed explanation of it can be found here.

GOP Trying to Obfuscate Trump’s Crimes with Bogus ‘Investigations’

Allegations of a purported whistleblower claiming that then vice-president Biden and his son were bribed with $5 million by a foreign national relating to the exchange of money for policy decisions were forwarded to the FBI and the Justice Department. Claims like those end up being put on a form known as an FD-1023 which serves as a written record used to memorialize meetings or information gathered from confidential sources until those claims can be verified. In this case, they couldn’t be verified but that hasn’t stopped the three seditionist stooges from bloviating endless lies about it.

It has been known for years that Giuliani, under Trump’s orders, tried coercing a Russian informant into ‘finding’ dirt on President Biden and his son and that the ‘confidential information’ claims were nothing but bogus Russian propaganda — which has been well documented (PDF) — but the GOP is still desperately trying to obfuscate Trump’s crimes and corruption by repeating the lies endlessly. Unfortunately for the three seditionist stooges, the desperate deflections aren’t working.

The GOP also supposedly has screenshots of a text between Hunter and a potential Chinese business partner. Another piece of purported ‘evidence,’ is a picture of a fake WhatsApp text allegedly from Hunter Biden from 2017 which threatened retaliation from his father when he was vice-president. Given Trump’s preference for fabricating and photoshopping things, it wouldn’t be the least bit surprising if the GOP created the fake text themselves, but only time will tell. The counterfeit screenshot of the bogus text message includes a photo of Biden from April 2022 — long after the message was sent — not from 2017. Discrepancies in how WhatsApp actually looks also make it obvious that the screenshot is not real. Anyone doing any real investigating would notice immediately that the screenshot is fake, but the three seditionist stooges haven’t commented on how they received or authenticated it, which means they haven’t, or they fabricated the ‘evidence’ themselves.

The GOP’s Biden Impeachment Investigation is a Fraud

The third strike revealing that the three seditionist stooges’ investigation is bogus comes to us in the form of what Jordan reportedly described as ‘dozens and dozens of whistleblowers’ coming forward with concerns about the weaponization of the Justice Department. Sadly, for Jordan, who is arguably the most idiotic of the three seditionist stooges, his claims are belied by the fact that the ‘whistleblowers’ aren’t whistleblowers. They’re disenchanted former employees of the FBI with a penchant for spreading conspiracy theories who have been compensated financially by former Trump administration officials.

Nothing screams fraud louder than GOP seditionists desperately trying to save their treasonous leader with fabricated ‘evidence.’

The GOP is fully aware that there is no evidence of Biden corruption, yet they keep pushing their lies anyway. It’s embarrassing, and painfully obvious that the GOP is in full meltdown mode because they know Trump can’t win, and they can’t even help him get revenge because they’re that stupid. All the ‘investigations’ being conducted by the three seditionist stooges are being done at taxpayer expense. More importantly, all the ‘investigations’ aren’t going to help keep their treasonous leader out of prison when the time comes.

Regardless, that hasn’t stopped other idiotic MAGA miscreants in Congress from threatening to impeach Biden for nothing to appease Trump’s profoundly corrupt and ignorant ass. The delusions these people come up with are truly incredible, and they make a very strong argument for holding all of Trump’s January 6 seditionists in Congress accountable for aiding and abetting him. But be that as it may, it doesn’t change the fact that the current GOP House majority will soon be a minority come the next election. People are fed up with the chicanery. Wasting more time and taxpayer money on bogusly impeaching Biden and members of his cabinet isn’t doing the GOP any favors either. In the words of the Washington Post, “Republican proof of Biden crimes is coming any day now. Just never today.”