Get that Son of a Bitch out of the White House

The President of the United States showed up at a campaign event for candidate Luther Strange in Alabama to endorse him (he’s running against Roy Moore for Jeff Sessions’ old seat — they’re both awful.) He used the opportunity to campaign for himself. He said things like “Lock her up” (and the crowd went crazy) and “Wouldn’t you like to see one of our NFL owners, when somebody disrespects the flag, say, ‘Get that son of a bitch off the field…’” He wanted to reassure everybody that “Russia didn’t help me” and that he is building that wall. He said he was supporting Strange because Strange supported him. Then he went on to endorse Moore — if what’s his face doesn’t win I’ll be campaigning for the other what’s his face, that I can tell you.

“If Crooked Hillary got elected the people of Alabama would be handing over their rifles!” Wait, Obama was supposed to have done that.

He never said anything presidential. He never mentioned Puerto Rico could be without power for 6 months and that a dam is about to burst.

At another rally, Sebastian Gorka and Sarah Palin showed up to endorse Roy Moore.

Alabama hasn’t changed much since Selma - Bull Connor, burning buses, bombing churches and making black kids walk for miles to their own inferior schools. Lock her up! Lock her up! Trump! Trump! Trump!

America’s Attorney General, Jeff Sessions, was born in Selma, Alabama. He came of age during the civil rights era. He was, and still is, on the side of the good old boys.

How about we start saying that rednecks and lost (white) boys need to try and understand coastal elites instead of the other way around for a change?

Republican hypocrite fun fact: Lindsey Graham and Bill Cassidy bribed Lisa Murkowski by promising her that if she votes yes for their bill she can keep Obamacare for Alaska.

During the Cultural Revolution in China, Mao Tse-tung stripped everybody of their identities by giving them the same clothes to wear. Then he sent everybody to re-education camps where they were trained for different professions. If you were a doctor, you’re a farmer now. If you were a teacher, you’re a factory worker now. In the American Dumbshit Revolution, dumbshits voted for it. Their identities have been stripped away by over consumption and watching fake news.

Friday news dump: Department of Homeland Security says Russia hacked 21 states before the 2016 election. The FBI says 39. SAY WHAT?

Former director of national intelligence, James Clapper, has called into question Trump’s election victory. He could be an illegitimate bastard.

The money Tom Price has spent so far on private jets could pay for heart surgery for a newborn baby.

Jimmy Kimmel critics say he should stay in his lane and not venture into politics because he’s an entertainer. Donald Trump was the host of a reality TV show.

It’s another day in Trump’s America where white supremacists who drive cars into crowds of peaceful protesters are not sons of bitches but black men who take a stand by taking a knee are.

Resist.