More Humor By Bloch 43

Witty sayings from the book by Bloch

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KEN’S LAW:

A flying particle will seek the nearest eye.

SCHOPENHAUER’S LAW OF ENTROPY:

If you put a spoonful of wine in a barrel full of sewage, you get sewage.

If you put a spoonful of sewage in a barrel full of wine, you get sewage.

ALLEN’S LAW:

Almost anything is easier to get into than to get out of.

FROTHINGHAM’S FOURTH LAW:

Urgency varies inversely with importance. -204-

THE ROCKEFELLER PRINCIPLE:

Never do anything you wouldn’t be caught dead doing.

YOUNG’S LAW OF INANIMATE MOBILITY:

All inanimate objects can move justenough to get in your way

SMITH’S LAW:

No real problem has a solution.

HOARE’S LAW OF LARGE PROBLEMS (from Murphy’s Law):

Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out.

THE SCHAINKER CONVERSE TO HOARE’S LAW OF LARGE PROBLEMS:

Inside every small problem is a larger problem struggling to get out.

BIG AL’S LAW:

A good solution can be successfully applied to almost any problem.

BARUCH’S OBSERVATION:

If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.

FOX ON PROBLEMATICS:

When a problem goes away, the people working to solve it do not.

WALDROP’S PRINCIPLE:

The person not here is the one working on the problem.

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