Corvair 5 and Pinto 5 AI models recalled

# # NT NEWSWIRE [WASHINGTON D.C.]

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[embed]Statement on the US government directive to suspend access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 The US government has issued an export control directive to suspend all access to Fable 5 and Mythos 5 by any foreign…www.anthropic.com

“Despite government safety agencies — led on by that wascally wabbit Walph Nader — telling everybody that our AI models are unsafe at any clock rate, we stand by our new Corvair 5 and Pinto 5 models, which do not have safety failure rates any more so than similar vehicles I mean AI models in their classes. We firmly stand behind the safety of our AI models and will not accept questions at this time. I mean, if you think our AI models are dangerous, try riding a motorcycle without a helmet! It’s legal now in many states, you know.” This statement was made by a man dressed in all black — but not a leotard, mind you — his face obscured by lights and his voice digitally altered to avoid traceability and to provide plausible deniability.