Are We Seeing Bezos’ Dick Every Day?

I see this logo daily. I see it at my door, online, on Youtube, at the movies, Watching TV. I see it in filthy gas station restrooms. I see it everywhere.

The Logo: a long slightly bent phallic shape. Is this Bezos’ hoax? Is the Amazon logo a reference to a partly erect penis with a touch of Peyronie’s Disease? That’s all I see when I look at the Amazon logo. A dick. Jeff Bezos’ dick. I have no problem with porn, with sexual mores different than my own. I have no problem with gay people, straight people, trans people, bi people, all kinds of people who possess penises or want to have a penis. I wish that someone would acknowledge the degree of spoof that’s been enacted upon the global populous. We have little choice but to accept that partial erection as a fact upon the firmament. Amazon is represented by a freaking cock. This cock is only partially excited; it hasn’t reached full erection. That would not be nearly as interesting graphically. It’s apparent that Mr. Bezos or his graphic design team are committed to this interesting concept. The Amazon Dick is with us for the foreseeable future. Call it a tease. At least let’s be honest about this shit.

I have one more observation to make about the Bezos “thing”, after the fifty million dollar wedding slop-fest. Jeff Bezos is not an actual person. He is a new breed of “faux” people who are turning up all over the place. Jeff and his most recent bride, Lauren, have the look of automatons purpose-built for large scale theft.