Satirical Notes- Just Think! Page-6

Satirical Notes- Just Think!

Page- 6

Topic- Common Sense.

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Prologue-

Henry!! holding a bundle of books in her hands his mom coming towards the living room where her son Henry was watching Television, she was moving swiftly towards him, shouting out loud, Why the hell did you buy these books?, For reading mom, my teacher told me yesterday that I don’t have common sense, so I thought to read some books on common sense, replied the son. What did she say? Tell me properly, Henry started describing the incident according to the order given by his mother. He started by Stating that during his English class her teacher was analysing a poem of Williams Wordsworth’s which he wrote in 1815, were suddenly he asked teacher " Is he alive?, he was born on 1770 means today he might be 250 years old! crazy right? even longest lived man never lived that much! " on which whole class started laughing. After analysing the poem teacher started teaching the story. After explaining a paragraph, she started asking questions about the explained paragraph. She asked Henry," What do the Gaireda people use Axes for? Maybe they used to dig wells! He replied. Sorry! Can you please describe Master Henry Clain Wilson? What’s the connection between Axe and well? Then he replied to his teacher by saying It sounds good!. Once he finished his story, his mother told him," You should start reading books now.

— — — — — — — — — — — — — — History is the only subject that doesn’t have any common sense. It talks about the past by observing fossils, which everyone knows already. One historian said there was life earlier too because he found some fossils of cats, pots and some other things. So what? My grandfather was a dancer, and my father used to say he was from that earlier world. It’s Common sense, which these historians don’t have, that’s why they keep finding things that are already known by others. One historian, after finding broken pots and sprinkled grain, assumed that people used to eat at that time too. So? If they were not eating anything, then how were they alive? Historians never trust their own words; that’s why they always assume, if they find any fossil of an animal, they will say I assume there were animals too. If they get to know about any prehistoric king’s affairs, they will still assume! Because the king has made a contract with them to hide his secrets, that’s why, at that time, they used to assume, and now still they are just assuming. The term Common sense is the most essential product that lacks in most people nowadays, same like there was a guy named Gregory who was significantly renowned for his Common Sense. Once, he called his uncle Aron after a year, and his uncle asked about his health and life. He replied by saying he was doing great and asked his uncle why his voice sounded helpless. Uncle told him he was having some financial issues. Then some more talk, and soon he hung up. Suddenly, Gregory remembered that he hadn’t asked his uncle’s health so he redialled him and asked with delight How are you, uncle? How is your health? Uncle said something loudly and disconnected the phone. Once he was invited to someone’s funeral, the atmosphere was really sobering and gloomy. To make it much better, someone asked him to sing something, then he started singing Happy birthday! I think it’s not a good song to sing happy birthday during funerals. He used to have a lot of problems with the concept of push and pull, so he started asking people before doing something. Once, he asked a man while taking a shower Push pull? Then he slapped him and as a result he broke his teeth! He reported a case on that guy, during the collection of evidence police took a sample of broken teeth and gave all details about the case, and asked an expert who was previously a historian. When he analyzed it, he said it feels like someone broke his teeth. The investigation keeps going on, and many experts who were historians started making their assumptions. 500 years later, a historian analysed and assumed that maybe there was once a man who lost his teeth! It can be said that 500 years ago, people used to have no teeth!!.

Epilogue- Henry- Dad teacher said I don't have common sense. Dad- So you should start doing something by which you can improve yourself. Henry- Yah, I know that. What do you think, Mom? Mom- I think your dad is right, I have heard that parents are mostly responsible for the lack of Common sense. Dad- What do you mean you think I don't have common sense? Mom- No, don't be mad at me, I was just saying a fact. Ok, well, please send a message on my Instagram ID I can't see your account anymore there. Dad- Well, I deleted Instagram. Mom- What! Why? Dad- Well, I posted something which I don't want to, so I thought to remove it, that's why!. Mom- Wow! Honey! Henry, now you got it? Henry- Yes, Mom.

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