Farts are becoming extremely dangerous. Here’s why.

Farts are becoming extremely dangerous. Here’s why.

Punce awonna time, I farted. It stunk so bad that my pet hamster AND my 67 year old grandmother actually died. Here are my top ten reasons why you should start holding in your farts for the safety of all those within a 20-mile radius of you (and yes, they spread that far.)

1. They stink.
2. Because cheddar isn't gouda.
3. Jalapenos aren’t spicy, the seeds are.
4. Windows 10 is going out of support later this month.
5. Brits drive on the wrong side of the road.
6. UnspeakablePlays plays Wobbly Life.
7. USB is the new UART.
8. Jon Schmidt played the piano with his butt, but he held in his farts while around people at least.
9. Holding in your farts might significantly reduce carbon emissions by. ~67%
10. Boba is disgusting and/or overrated.

Here’s where I sourced my info.