Ya mama ain’t tell ya… so ya big sister will!

Some of this is science, some of this is survival, and some of this is straight passed down from women who just knew things without ever needing Google.

Don’t eat bread on an empty stomach.

Eat yogurt when your stomach is upset.

Put deodorant on ya feet especially if ya wearing sandals.

And don’t you EVER try to sweat out a fever. Your body is already fighting for its life, don’t make it fight you too. Start off in a warm bath then slowly add cold water.

Dial soap and Vaseline will carry your skin when you’re broke but still wanna glow. Don’t let the internet fool you into thinking you need $200 creams to be clean and moisturized.

Kiwi’s for eczema. Earl Grey tea for hand, foot, and mouth disease.

Say a prayer of protection while you run your fingers through your hair before bed…

and if your dreams been heavy, put a plate of sea salt under your bed and sleep like a baby.

Wear brown mascara and eyeliner if you wanna look softer and a little more youthful.

Wear red lipstick if you want to intimidate a man without saying a word.

Find your signature lipstick, your scent, and your favorite pair of sunglasses..

that alone will change your life.

Never trust a friend who cheats on their spouse.

Never trust a man in a chain nicer than his shoes.

And don’t trust nobody who’s friendly with everybody.

Black cats ain’t bad luck…

and 666 only scary if you read the bible.

Take what resonates, leave what doesn’t

but don’t say I never told you.

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